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I am getting a vasectomy tomorrow, which requires that I shave my nut sack pre-op. I need some tips (no ayo!) from strutters so I don't get too much razor burn. Bizzo, NZ Shadow, that dude who used to drive pornstars, I know you guys are up on the best techniques. Is this a NAIR mission? Any other mans up in here gone through this shit before. Let the funk flow strutters. I am in my hour of need.



and of course

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surprised there isn't a "too much information" graemlin
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Obviously your new here. We share everything.

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One of Soulstrut's foremost purveyors of ghetto re


Good luck with that Wu, braver man than me to take the snip. I've investigated shaving before and it's a fucking veiny minefield. Have you considered the sack and crack wax option? Sure the pain will be bad but at least you know you're in safe hands.
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San Francisco, California (Bay Area)


i hear about this all the time at the hospital... some dudes get it all shaved off and some cats just shave the area where they get snipped.

i use a beard trimmer and work down from a 4 or 5pt on down to where i take the extension off and just use the blade. then a razor for that super clean shine.

fresh and so clean...
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cats, hi-hats and slipmats


just a razor.
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Richmond, CA


Okay, so I could sympathize with you, I took off my pants and merely held a razon in the general proximity of my testicles. It was gnarly and I felt extremely vulnerable. Unnatural even. I don't envy your position. Get nair and then you won't have to get TWO surgeries.
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i hear about this all the time at the hospital... some dudes get it all shaved off and some cats just shave the area where they get snipped.

i use a beard trimmer and work down from a 4 or 5pt on down to where i take the extension off and just use the blade. then a razor for that super clean shine.

fresh and so clean...


You can always count on J****** to come correct.
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since protecting the goods in no longer a factor, may I suggest strong wind and a lighter?
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HAVE YOU EVEN HELD AN INFLATABLE BANANA?


If you do shave, it could well itch like hell when it grows back.
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i had a hernia operation years back and a huge black dude came in with a fucking straight razor and sheared my whole sector front to rear with a grin and jokes. he was done in about 4 minutes. no nicks no scrapes. i couldnt watch!

hell of prickly pear growback indeed. whatcha gon do

note the non raisin-y effect when ballz at correct temp. effectively smooth yet supple with proper shave cream/water application (or so it seemed with the happy straightrazor nurse man.)
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a huge black dude came in with a fucking straight razor and sheared my whole sector front to rear )


TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE MANDINGO THREAD!!!
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a huge black dude came in with a fucking straight razor and sheared my whole sector front to rear )


TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE MANDINGO THREAD!!!
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Portland Oregon




I've been there. The big snip is so necessary.



Can some one please post that personal shaver link. I think its a remington video.

I thought I was the only strutter who who had body hair.

Anyway, as to your question; I soaked in the tub, took some shaving soap and a razor and hacked away. It was patchy as hell but no cuts or scratches.

Please do not ride your bike to the clinic.
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a huge black dude came in with a fucking straight razor and sheared my whole sector front to rear )


TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE MANDINGO THREAD!!!


hahaa...


this inspires some sort of abstract bumper sticker slogan... like:

shave my ballz, i must be in the hospital. fuck my wife, and i send someone to the hospital.
(Where they may or may not get their ballz shaved.)

??!?!?

that mandingo shit is hell of nasty
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FUCK!! I'm not even gonna read any posts. The title is enough...FUCK!!
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Please do not ride your bike to the clinic.


oh.my.god. that is funny....
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shave my ballz, i must be in the hospital. fuck my wife, and i send someone to the hospital.
(Where they may or may not get their ballz shaved.)




That may very well be the best usage of English I've ever witnessed in life.

Bill Shakespeare level.
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I've been there. The big snip is so necessary.



Can some one please post that personal shaver link. I think its a remington video.

I thought I was the only strutter who who had body hair.

Anyway, as to your question; I soaked in the tub, took some shaving soap and a razor and hacked away. It was patchy as hell but no cuts or scratches.

Please do not ride your bike to the clinic.


Dan, what's the recovery like. I've been told I'll be out of action for a few days.

Oh and I forgot this one last time.
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I like to use lighter fluid to burn the bush down but make sure you put out the fire within seconds or you'll be sorry.
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Real men use napalm.
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This article offers some great tips on general ball care.
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Show Me.




Dan, what's the recovery like. I've been told I'll be out of action for a few days.


Dan can offer more personal insight, but a friend of mine had a non-surgical vasectomy performed on his deferens, and he was up and walking around within the hour. Better aks somebody. Given the choice between surgery on my penis and non-surgery on my penis, I'll take non-surgery please.

Good luck,
JRoot
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Dan, what's the recovery like. I've been told I'll be out of action for a few days.


Dan can offer more personal insight, but a friend of mine had a non-surgical vasectomy performed on his deferens, and he was up and walking around within the hour. Better aks somebody. Given the choice between surgery on my penis and non-surgery on my penis, I'll take non-surgery please.

Good luck,
JRoot



A dear friend of mine from my home town got married when he was 18, he and his wife had 3 kids, and by the time he was 30 they were ready to quit, so he got a vasectomy.

A few years ago, I was back in my home town, at a concert, and he happened to be there. We both went to take a piss together and I asked him what's new. He said, "A botched vasectomy." We got to talking about the details involved in a botched vasectomy, and by the time we were both done pissing, he said, "You wanna see the scar?" We're tight like that, you know. So he pulls his balls out of that little trap door dick hole in his underwear and maneuvers them around so I can see. Well, I am 6"5', and homeboy is like 5", so I had to crouch down to see them shits.

There I am, crouched down, on my knees (without actually kneeling on the bathroom floor... ick!), checking out my man's nuts, and in walks some other dude who needs to take a piss.

The guy quickly notices what must have seemed like the beginnings of a bathroom blowjob and quickly hurried past us towards the stalls and said, "excuse me, I didn't mean to interrupt."
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Mill Valley, Ca


I am getting a vasectomy tomorrow, which requires that I shave my nut sack pre-op. I need some tips (no ayo!) from strutters so I don't get too much razor burn. Bizzo, NZ Shadow, that dude who used to drive pornstars, I know you guys are up on the best techniques. Is this a NAIR mission? Any other mans up in here gone through this shit before. Let the funk flow strutters. I am in my hour of need.



and of course




Why was a a reference point here? I've never spoke of such things on this message board. We like to keep it natural up here.
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Bad brain is a terrible waste




The whole area. Errywhere.
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New York City


I am getting a vasectomy tomorrow



can i say it? please.
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Didn't we have a nut shaving thread less than 6 months ago?
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A dear friend of mine from my home town got married when he was 18, he and his wife had 3 kids, and by the time he was 30 they were ready to quit, so he got a vasectomy.

A few years ago, I was back in my home town, at a concert, and he happened to be there. We both went to take a piss together and I asked him what's new. He said, "A botched vasectomy." We got to talking about the details involved in a botched vasectomy, and by the time we were both done pissing, he said, "You wanna see the scar?" We're tight like that, you know. So he pulls his balls out of that little trap door dick hole in his underwear and maneuvers them around so I can see. Well, I am 6"5', and homeboy is like 5", so I had to crouch down to see them shits.

There I am, crouched down, on my knees (without actually kneeling on the bathroom floor... ick!), checking out my man's nuts, and in walks some other dude who needs to take a piss.

The guy quickly notices what must have seemed like the beginnings of a bathroom blowjob and quickly hurried past us towards the stalls and said, "excuse me, I didn't mean to interrupt."


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Didn't we have a nut shaving thread less than 6 months ago?


Yes.
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Based on fact, not based fictitious


Didn't we have a nut shaving thread less than 6 months ago?


Yes.


This place is all about shaved nuts, Y'all So stupid, and Amy Winehouse.
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