SOUL STRUT - CRATE DIGGING DJ & (un)POPULAR CULTURE

My buddy Black Mike is hilarious with his. These are just from the past 2 weeks...

its this girl with all her teeth and gums hanging out and then she got the nerves to have golds on them but anyway i passed by her tonight and she was smiling and them teeth said something to me i heard something say whats up and i looked at her and said HUH? and she was like nigga anit nobody said nothing to you i was like damn i didnt know teeth could talk nigga them golds could talk lmao TOOTH-PAC

BIG TOOTH!!!!! WITH GOLDS AND THEM SOMEBODY MUST HAVE TOLD HER SHE WAS CUTE CAUSE NOW SHE BEEN WEARING SHORT CLOTHES AND HEELS SHE MOST OF THE TIME GOT ON JORDANS (HINT) YALL NO WHO SHE IS SHE EVERYWHERE WITH THEM CAN I TALK TO YOU TEETH LMAO

IM GONE KEEP HER NAMELESS BUT YALL NO WHO SHE IS LOL SHE IN THEM STREETS TOUGH TEETH JUST LURKING FOR SOMETHING TO CHEW ON IM GONE GET HER SOME CREST LOL

Man This Nigga keep talking to me with his breath smelling like spoiled salt water fish and trash than he got the nerves to keep going and going im like my nigga i got to go and he just smiling and shit like got you lol

I WAS RIDING WITH MY HOMEBOY AND HE GOT PULLED OVER FOR NOTHING I MEAN REALLY NOTHING COME TO FIND OUT HE DROVE BY THE POLICE AND SMILED SO HE PULLED HIM OVER ALL I CAN THINK WAS YOU NO YOU UGLY WHEN YOU GET A TICKET FOR SMILING LMAO (HIM LOOK LIKE FLAVOR FLAV AND MACY GRAY MIXED TOGETHER BUT HE BUILD LIKE BIG PRECIOUS)LMAO

WHY I JUST SEEN THIS NIGGA HAD A LITTLE ASS DOG ON THIS THICK ASS CHAIN TALKING ABOUT ITS A PIT SMH POOR LITTLE DOG CAN HARDLY WALK AND HE HAD THE NERVES TO WEAR A MUSCLE SHIRT LIKE HE TOUGH OR SOMETHING WITH THAT LITTLE CUTE ASS DOG MANNN THESE NIGGAS THESE DAYS LMAO

HE WAS LOOKING LIKE SNOOP IN BABY BOY THAT SHIRT WAS WEARING HIM LOL

NIGGA MY CAR DID THE FOOL ON A NIGGA LAST THATS MUTHERFUCKER STARTED SMOKING AND SHIT AND THEN IT JUST DIED LMAO I WAS LIKE DAMN ALL MY OIL DRIPPED OUT AND SHIT MY FUEL PUMP DIED AND TO TOP IT OFF 20 MINS LATER IT CRANKED UP AND RAN LIKE ANIT SHIT JUST HAPPENED I WAS LIKE WHAT THE F*ck NIGGA MY CAR GOT A MIND OF ITS OWN FOR REAL I SEEN THE BRAIN LASTNIGHT!!!

TALKING ABOUT SHE A MODEL WITH THEM KINKA BUGS ON THE BACK OF HER NECK I BE LIKE BITCH IF YOU DONT LIFT UP THAT NAPPY ASS PONYTAIL AND COMB THE BACK OF THAT NECK TALKING ABOUT A SHOWSTOPPER YOU STOPPING SOMETHING ALRIGHT STOPPING YOUR ROOTS FROM GROWING BITCH LMAO!!!

IM TIRED OF ALL THESE WANTABE MODELS I SEE EVERYWHERE THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A MODEL NOW A MODEL HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING UNIQUE ABOUT HERSELF BEING SKINNY AND HALF ASS CUTE AND GOING TO DEE BROWN AND TAKE PICS DONT MAKE YOU A MODEL SOME OF YALL NEED TO GIVE IT UP JUST BEING REAL I DONE SEEN WOMAN WITH NO TEETH POSING AND SHIT JUST SMILING WITH NO MUTHERFUCKING TEETH IN HER MOUTH SHM

MANNN ITS JUST THAT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH WOMAN BEING A MODEL DONT MAKE YOU IMPORTANT LMAO I DONE SEEN SOME DOPEFEEN LOOKING ASS GIRLS TALKING ABOUT WE MODELS BITCH WITH YOUR HAIR LOOKING LIKE DRY GRASS WITH LITTLE KINKA BUGS IN IT AND SHIT ARE YOU FOR REAL....LOL

IM DOWN LETS DO IT WE GOT TO STOP THESE MONSTERS FROM TEARING UP THE MODEL GAME LIKE THESE NIGGAS DID RAP!!!!

I DONT KNOW IF YALL NO HER BUTS ITS THIS WOMAN FROM THE EASTSIDE NAME BINKA OR BINKY AND SHE TOUGH AS HELL AND I BEEN SCARED OF HER SINCE I WAS KID AND I HAD A NIGHTMARE SHE KICKED MY ASS SHE ABOUT AS BLACK AS ME AND GOT THESE GOLDS SHE BUILD LIKE A STRONG NIGGA AND SHE TALK WITH A DEEP VOICE AND I DONT WANT NO PROBLEMS WITH HER LMAO BUT SHE COOL THO SHE CAN FIGHT THO I SEEN HER....LMAO

IM LOOKING FOR A GIRL THAT LOOK LIKE BIG PRECIOUS IF YOU OUT THERE COME TO ME I WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT TO EAT AND EAT AND EAT!!!!! LMAO IM SORRY BUT THAT SHIT TICKLE ME FOR REAL!!!!!!LMAO NOT HER JUST THE WHOLE THANG MAYBE IM GOOFY LMAO....

I TOLD YALL MICHAEL JACKSON DRESSED LIKE CAPTAIN CRUCH LMAO

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YOU CAN TELL WHEN A NIGGA ANIT GOT SHIT TO DO THEY BE THINKING OF SOME CRAZY SHIT LIKE IM OVER HERE REALLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF THEY REALLY USE TWO SCOOPS OF RAISINS IN RAISIN BRAND CERAL AND I LOOKED AT THIS CAPTAIN CRUNCH BOX AND IT DAWNED ON ME THAT MICHAEL JACKSON REALLY DID DRESS LIKE CAPTAIN CRUNCH (WHAT THE F*ck!!!!!!!!)MIKE WAS WRONG THAN A MUTHERFUCKER FOR THAT....