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    new choose your own adventure titles

    That's some cold shit to not give your girl the helmet and then get in a high speed chase with onetime. I love that shit with "Choose from 2 possible endings." Hilarity.
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    new choose your own adventure titles

    Here's another real one: More like "Gorga the acid flashback that both torments and comforts me."
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    new choose your own adventure titles

    yeah I know it's not edited and shit. I guess "Nabooti" sounded pretty African to the editors. It stars Brad Fauntleroy, the silver-spoon boy who loved turtlenecks.
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    Kanye to produce Adam West album

    KAPOW!!!
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    Kanye West Day '05

    are you fuckers making up those quotations? he's on some v. gay shit if so.
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    Kanye West to Serenade Bush Twins

    Co-Sign. She doesn't look her mom or dad. Hmmmmm. oh shit it's Laura Bush in silver body paint. That's the getup she has to wear to get Dubya excited. i might tap the left one, but man, she'd have to hook me up with some blow first.
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    Kanye West Fights A Bear

    yow, dood, what's your deal?
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    KANYE vs. the POPE

    wack rapper vs. hitler youth? That's an MC battle I'd pay to see. We all ... I'm just the first to admit it.
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    Kanye my baby daddy!

    what?
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    KANYE - Wingtastic

    I call me: Puffy Junior, angel of gay.
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    The EXCITING Sound of the Black Eyed Peas (NRR)

    Did a member of the Black Eyed Peas really go public and admit they've been biting for years? That they just can't stop? Well, I never...
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    The EXCITING Sound of the Black Eyed Peas (NRR)

    No talent? Can you dance, sing and piss your pants all at the same time? I can only do one at a time. It's just like walking and chewing gum. Once you've done it enough times in private it's easy to do it on stage.
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    The EXCITING Sound of the Black Eyed Peas (NRR)

    yo doode, that's pretty out there, as far as behavioral patterns, I mean, is there a clinical term what her problem?? Fergie: plases report to the 'Favorite Popeyes side order' thraed! ocd. Also could be a generalized anxiety disorder plus addiction and various other little...
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    The EXCITING Sound of the Black Eyed Peas (NRR)

    gunna have to go with male pro athlete based on this photo. gray sweat socks? never felt that. rugged man be who the man is, I take a piss on white bitches tryin' to ack like they spanish. -RA tha Rugged Man * two things made me thing of that line: 1. ) "man" 2. ) "take a piss" Case...
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    Funny caption contest and shit

    Aiight, y'all, hit up a caption for this photo.
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    West Coast Gangster rap quotes

    Also the next line is: "and a fat smack with the mother fuckin' nut sack"
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    West Coast Gangster rap quotes

    I get plenty of ass so call me an astronaut -Dr. Dre C'mon guys, there are hundreds and hundreds of ignorant lyrics out there for the pickin,' bring it!
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    West Coast Gangster rap quotes

    I defy anyone to quote a more ridiculous line than that.