"FOREVER SHIT" (copyright Ghostface)

Hairy Moody

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Discuss and/or add on:

- the voice of Sam Cooke

- the appeal of Debbie Harry

- hearing U-Roy come in

- the hair extensions of Al Jourgenson

- college-age Steve Albini being too broke to afford a Walkman and consequently walking the campus of Northwestern listening to a drum machine through headphones

- "I would prefer not to."

- This Heat

- Sly Stone's opening "Ahhh!" on "Skin I'm In." An entire soul examined, expressed, exhaled, and exhausted, all in a single breath.

- George Clinton's excited "Hey, Glen!" from the Houston '77 "Mothership Connection"

- Proper creepers. Fuck the cornball rockabilly shits with, like, zebra stripes or flames or whatever.

- Thin Mints in the freezer

- Jean Toomer's Cane

- Charles Stepney and the drums of Ter Mar

- hearing The Blackbyrds on the radio

- "The 900 Number"

- Fuzzy Jones intros

- the organ sound of Booker T. Jones

- "Tighten Up" by Archie Bell & The Drells

- the sound of The Bar-Kays' "Holy Ghost." Did anything else ever sound like this, ever?

- Iggy & The Stooges' "Tight Pants"

- Farfisa

- the voice of Bobby Womack

- The Phenix Horns

- Denise & Co.'s "Boy What'll You Do Then." How is Jann Wenner still up and walking around after this?

- "Sleng Teng"

- good French filter house

- Built To Spill's "Twin Falls"

- Ultimate Breaks & Beats

- the demo of "Raw," with Big Daddy Kane and Kool G Rap

- Strafe's "Set It Off"

- the "Grindin'" beat

- James Mason / Mae Jemison

- the Coasters' "Shoppin' For Clothes"

- Large Professor, unapologetic but not unsympathetic, in some interview several years back talking about all the crazy shit--beats, music, A-list collaborations, etc.--that he's got on various tapes and that we will never get to hear: "Some things just aren't for sale, you know?"

- the boozy, undead trumpet in Cousteau's "Last Good Day Of The Year"

- Harry Belafonte on The Muppet Show doing "Turn The World Around"

- the panned synth ricochet that opens Inner City's "Good Life"

- Courtial's "Losing You"

- the first minute of David Essex's "Rock On." More abstract, fucked-up, and sonically arresting than ninety percent of the records you own, plus it's playing out loud on some radio somewhere right this very second.

- the audible smile of Lee Dorsey

- Suicide. The band.

- the liner notes of De La Soul

- dinosaurs

- the jingle for Li'l Cricket

- the genuinely patient smile of Kate Bush in all those tv clips where she's on some talk show putting up with fucking idiots

- the "I even let you watch the shows you wanted to see!" in Dramarama's "Anything Anything." For a second it feels small and childish, the belief that letting someone watch the television shows they want to watch will make them stay, but the more you think about it, the more the everyday enormity of it grows. How devoted would you have to be to offer something like that? How desperate would you have to be to expect it to make a difference? How much of a betrayal would it feel like to have it go unappreciated? And how much would it hurt to have to say all of it out loud?

- Joe Jackson's "Steppin' Out"

- "Benny And The Jets"

- ESG

- Fiona Apple impersonating Posh Spice

- Fred Williams & The Jewels Band's "Tell Her"

- that period of time after you knew who Dilla was but before he became a saint

- Jake One's "Home"

- knowing the words behind the M.A.S.H. theme

- James Brown, at the end of his rope, screaming "Wait! Wait!" in "Get Up, Get Into It, And Get Involved"

- LL Cool J's "heeshy!"

- the rainstorm break in "Ojala Que Llueve Cafe"

- Sinead O'Connor doing "Troy" at Pinkpop '88

- Meters 45s with the peach Josie label

- "Planet Rock"

- the last "you" in Little Anthony and The Imperials' "Tears On My Pillow"

- the "I'm trying to be all yours / although I'm ain't answering your calls" from Luomo's "Tessio"

- the seven-trumpets guitar drone that opens "Iron Leg"

- the first verse of "Shook Ones Pt. II"

- Trouble Funk Live

- the tremolo on Magic Sam's West Side Soul

- Mary J. Blige

- that rehearsal video of an embryonic New Edition working out "Candy Girl", with Ralph on the kit, Ronnie on synth drum, Ricky on clavinet, and Bobby Fucking Brown on congas, recorded in one ear and deeeeeep in the red. If you like or have ever liked breakbeats, distortion, r&b, the 1980s, youth, party and/or bullshit, this will never not cook your whole shit down to crystal.

- the moment when the sunny opening clang of "Debaser" capsizes into Black Francis's pinched, murderous vocal. Here is perhaps the secret reason why Nirvana ultimately couldn't even carry The Pixies' shoes: there are reservoirs of frustration, fatigue, resentment, and rage that simply are not accessible to those who grew up skinny. Ask Poly Styrene, De La Soul, David Thomas, Biggie, Damian Abraham, et al.

- Prince

- Outkast's "B.O.B." It took the 1990s and the 2000s just to contain this shit.

- the strange weight of the knowledge that "Boys Of Summer" was first shopped to Tom Petty

- Phil Phillips & The Twilights' "Sea Of Love"

- the fact that "It's All About The Benjamins," in some ways the absolute era-defining pinnacle of nickel-slick Bad Boy/Hitmen big-money rap production, climaxes with a verse rocked over the same swampy loop that opens motherfucking Death Mix

- the "Silver Child" drums

- the voice of Michael Stipe

- the name "Rainy Davis"

- "Satta Massagana"

- "Here We Go (Live At The Funhouse)"

- the disconcerting realization that Sade is not beamed in from some other planet where all is cool and confidential and the color of cafe au lait, but in fact walks among us. This realization usually hits right around the first time you hear "Maureen."

- Santo & Johnny's "Sleep Walk"

- Yellow Magic Orchestra's "Simoon"

- The Spinners' "I'll Be Around"

- driving around to Willie William's "Armagideon Time"

- in Stone Coal White's "You Know," the close-miked "It makes my heart...beats a little faster" slow-drizzling into your ear like liquid syphilis

- Tori Amos's voice fraying in the last verse of "Caught A Lite Sneeze"

- "and all the love and everyone"

- Whitelily's Bottom Of The Universe

- bonus beats

- Rakim

- red-label Polydor


What else?
 
Now THAT is a great first post.

Welcome!

I would add:

- That feeling you got and still get when you first heard Marlena Shaw's "California Soul"

- Those times when you sang along to the chorus of C.R.E.A.M

- The Spinners "It's a Shame"

- The Sylvers II "We Can Make It"

- Pamoja's "Ooh Baby"

- Lyn Christopher's "Take Me With You"

- Bobby Reed's "The Time Is Right For Love"

- Flamingos "I Only Have Eyes For You"

- Capprells "Close Your Eyes"

- The opening horns in Sister Nancy "Bam Bam" and everything else with it before the bass comes in to completely take you over.

- The first time you heard Bob James' "Nautilus"

- etc. etc...




 
Holy Shit!

:facemelt:

I just glanced and saw Phenix Horns.

Hello I Must Be Going is one of my favorite records of the 80s. Phenix Horns killed it on this track:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpW_16tOHuU

and this one too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2_W6Ox9Aeo
 
i'm hoping this won't be a forver shit, but quiting jobs
one of the biggest pains working with stuff you don't care about is waking up knowing this most probably will be the rest of your life. i have now found a temporary cure. change job every year or so.
it's either that or moving to the Philippines to make a load of money and then open a bar in some country.
 


para11ax said:

- Those times when you sang along to the chorus of C.R.E.A.M





Yes. And that weird noise that Method Man makes--that sucking-air-in-the-corner-of-his-mouth thing that gives his flow all those little ghost syllables, you know? like immediately before he says "dollar dollar bill, y'all..."--has proven to be quietly influential. I don't remember anyone doing that before, but I know I've heard a ton of dudes do it since. The Mark E. Smith-uh of hip-hop-uh.





- The opening horns in Sister Nancy "Bam Bam" and everything else with it before the bass comes in to completely take you over.


Again, yes. Her little "yunno?" right before she dips into her first verse is pretty adorable, too.

Strong list.
 
For a split second I thought this was Diplo's return.

:Hello:
 


Mark4 said:

- Thin Mints in the freezer



I once ate a metallic sleeve of these once when I was baked.

:nextlevel:






At the old Dr. Wax, sometime in the early 2000s, they somehow had acquired a whole, unopened case of Cindy Lauper trading cards from nineteen-eighty-whatever-year-Cindy-Lauper-trading-cards-would-have-made-any-commerical-sense, and were selling the packs for like a buck a piece. I copped a couple, just on the strength (Cindy's my girl, plus Rest In Power, Captain Lou), along with my Five Deez record or whatever the fuck I was buying back then.

When I got home I realized the gum inside the pack of cards was still intact. That was the good news. The bad news was that it had fused with the foil wrapper. The worse news was that I made the questionable choice of going ahead and chewing it anyway, foil and all, because it was like thirty-year old gum and the days seemed longer back then, you know? Anyway, my teeth gnashing the metal made this awful skree-ing noise that sounded like robot grief, and I had multiple uh-oh feelings at once, so I expectorated that shit into my sales receipt posthaste. Still, I tasted that stuff for days afterward, imagining the chemical dementia that might someday result. "He's so unusual!"





So, yeah. Don't chew metallic shit.

(Peace to Richard Kiel, though.)
 
Wait...are we talking forever shit as in "forever shitty", or as in "forever THEE shit"?

I'm conflicted and confused. I read it as "forever shitty" but then dude posted Sam Cooke's voice and Booker T's Hammond B3....which are both blasphemous accusations; if that's what he means.
 


RAJ said:

Diplo




I won some record on eBay from that dude a long long time ago (that shitty Steve Byrd single with the break, I think?), and he told me to make the check out to "Wes P. Jojo."

"Those were the dayyyyyyys..."
 
When Newton’s solution arrived, unsigned, Bernoulli is said to have exclaimed, "I recognize the lion by his paw."
 


Duderonomy said:

Is Hairy James? Great poast.



Similar style, no doubt.

He's always worth reading.
 


Mark4 said:

- Farfisa



96 Tears... Best and Only Farfisa song I rock.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeolH-kzx4c



There's some live record by the aforementioned Suicide where they cover "96 Tears," declaring, "Yeah, it's your national anthem...whether you know it or not." Palabra.

Lotta worthy Farfisa bangers, though: Brenton Woods's "Gimme Little Sign," The Swingin' Medallions' "Double Shot Of My Baby's Love" (originally recorded by the unfadeably named Dick Holler), The Soul Vibrations' "The Dump." I think that's one on Aretha's "I Never Loved A Man." A gang of good New Wave shit,

I know Fela fucked with the Farfisa a fair amount, but I don't really fuck with Fela. (Try saying that three times fast.)

The mental inventorying necessitated by this post has made me dimly recall a party-breaks remix of J. Geils Band's "Centerfold" that I think I heard this one time in the nineties, so I'm gonna go check on that and see if it really exists or if I just really want it to. Then I'm gonna listen to some of this Jamal Moss Gherkin record and go to bed.

Good night, internet.
 
Joe Jackson's "Steppin' Out"



The BPM of this song is like 170... almost impossible to spin out back when there was no Serato.

Here's it on 'ludes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oriyLmPJ8i8