Night Club Owners...........

[lotusland]

these gigs just pop up, and if you want instant money (even though you know whats going to happen) you'll take the gig. occupational hazards.

 

[Mike_Bell]

Tell the bartender - "I mix the records and you mix the drinks!"

NICE!!

 

[DeeRock]

This is classic! Check the email I recieved from him this morning:

"Music was fantastic last night. In the future I see the
music going from where it was last night, into more of a dancey, hip hop,
funk, hip-house, tech-funk, electro-hop, disco-soul.......whatever you feel like conjuring up and makes the girls nod
there heads and shake their butts, as the room fills up and people get their
insobriety on. This room always starts out loungey and ends up clubby."


You see what I'm dealing with here............

 

[lotusland]

"In the future I see hip-house.......tech-funk......electro-hop.......whatever you feel like ........ people get their insobriety on....... starts out loungey and ends up clubby

gheezus christ.

in the future i see technotronic, nine inch nails, milkshake remix, me telling you what to play, jocks getting drunk.

and every promoter loves to say lounge. or ultra lounge. some dickhead promoter was actually trying to tell me about why his club is better than a lounge, why? "because it's an ultralounge, this town is sick of lounges, we need an ultralounge"

 

[generique]

...the girls nod
there heads and shake their butts.

That's hard to do. Like saying "no" while nod your head.

Is your boss unusually short?

 

[Dubious]

all y'all haters need to get with the sick tech funk in the ultralounge

 

[Phill_Most]

This is classic! Check the email I recieved from him this morning:

"Music was fantastic last night. In the future I see the
music going from where it was last night, into more of a dancey, hip hop,
funk, hip-house, tech-funk, electro-hop, disco-soul.......whatever you feel like conjuring up and makes the girls nod
there heads and shake their butts, as the room fills up and people get their
insobriety on. This room always starts out loungey and ends up clubby."


You see what I'm dealing with here............

Classic material, no doubt. This is exactly why I have no desire whatsoever to be a real fo' real dj. I swear, I don't know how y'all guys can stand it.

 

[numeric]

This is classic! Check the email I recieved from him this morning:

"Music was fantastic last night. In the future I see the
music going from where it was last night, into more of a dancey, hip hop,
funk, hip-house, tech-funk, electro-hop, disco-soul.......whatever you feel like conjuring up and makes the girls nod
there heads and shake their butts, as the room fills up and people get their
insobriety on. This room always starts out loungey and ends up clubby."


You see what I'm dealing with here............

He clearly wants more US3.

Glad to know I am not the only one dealing with similar issues.

 

[djstef]

 

[DJPrestige]

"Don't play any of that hardcore shit. I don't want people to get to excited"

wtf?

Don't act like people don't get riled up off of shit.

Club owners have insurance, people tear shit up, insurance goes up. It's like any business, except clubs mostly cater to drunken fools.
i have dodged many a glass ash tray in basement part of a bar in the LES of manhattan, more than once. however i could play protect ya neck, cream, ain't nuthin to f*ck wit when ever i wanted....just as long as they were movin.

 

[DJAck]

In the future I see the
music going from where it was last night, into more of a dancey, hip hop,
funk, hip-house, tech-funk, electro-hop, disco-soul

HAHAHA how bout some death-house or some tech-folk? priceless.