TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

Lucious_Fox

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Who won the football game this afternoon?Edit (NZshadow): Had to change the title: it was such a good suggestion.
 
Who won the football game this afternoon?
And how was the spotted dick afterwards?
The brown ale was flat
I once heard there was a sign there that read...

"THE WHITEST PEOPLE, THE BLACKEST MUSIC"
 
I like that one.

+1 for starting the thread. But jealousy will get you nowhere. 99 to go before "Honorary Brit" status.
 
Both Rock and Batmon could qualify for honorary Brit status.

Both get as asshurt as authentic Brits and loathe us almost as much as we do ourselves.

Jim I've lost track now. Who we got?
Dolo, Harvey, I'm sure there were a couple of others.
 
Al*n (technically still colonised, doe)
Saba could have drunk himself in, but holidayed here in anonymity.

I see opportunities for these two:
Rock could replace Ca$hley Cole @ Left Back.
Wayne Manor residents playing the tall forward role - don't tell me, with all those Jordans, they can't jump.
 
Wayne Manor residents playing the tall forward role - don't tell me, with all those Jordans, they can't jump.
Pure Batnip.

Septic fantasy: get re-incarnated as a human-sized centipede in order to wear Jordan collection simultaneously.

Orange flourescent clown ones at the front to alert on-coming traffic.
 
Having "soccer" referred to as football feels like a minor victory in itself.

I feel squeaky bum excited about rebuilding this colossus for a third time.
 
plaese to assess the impact of david beckham's injury on our national team's performance at le coupe du monde.
 
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I'm now ready. Let's talk soccer!

http://fantasy.premierleague.com/
 
I'm struggling to get my head round the idea that this gentleman would spend many of his hard earned dollars on beautifying his gnarly teeth and yet not even consider removing the upside down tache on his chin.
 
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