World Cup sh*t tawk

skel

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Too soon?

We gonna bust up Carlos Kickaball and them.

Merica will beat Ghana then get fucking beasted by Ronoldo and Teh Kraut,

That is all.
 
nothing guaranteed in the *real* group of death (G), but i'm quite confident my squareheaded kinsmen make it out top of the group and cruise to the semi's, where ├Âzil decides he doesn't need to show up anymore, thereby causing them to lose to a supernova-like croatia or brazil.
 
vintageinfants said:skel said:Beat match of tournament potential: Nigeria v Bosnia




japan v. greece in a park teh bus-off




B/w Switzerland v Honduras
 
vintageinfants said:in truly faustian form, suarez scores 7 against italy to eliminate les tres leones on goal differential




Interesting side-dish: Gerrard in a 50/50 with Luis "early doors" in game 2
 
I'd been getting v,v,v moderately (moderate++, or would moderate- be a better way to describe it?) friendly with a Uruguayan waitress who works in a bar near a place I work. We made a bet on the England v Uruguay game, beer only, :whycry:, but I made the mistake of joking about Suarez's knee injury. She's either incredibly into football and ultra competitive, or the mere thought of having to buy me a beer truly pissed her off. Instant strop ensued. If only my Spanish was good enough to make some horse-placenta jokes.





I digress.





From Europe I still think Spain will go furthest. Netherlands aren't up to it. Italy are now the wrong side of experienced. Germany will probably make the semi finals, and despite the qualifying hype, I don't think Belgium are going to set the tournament alight. England to get out of the group but crash & burn next round. I wouldn't be surprised if it's an all South American final.
 
hahahahaha that's great!





Landon Donovan is that USA college boy soccer type, but I've seen the dude win games. I'm not sure of the story, I guess he's old, sure. But some of the dudes that made the USA squad are straight NON-winners. Brad Evans and Deandre Yedlin, I see these dudes here in Seattle and whoa whoa whoa that's the best we got for going up against the heaviest of the heavies? Landon Donovan should be on the team. Don't you get like thirty guys? How many guys do you get?





No matter.





USA with three blowout wins FOR SURE.





It's a certainty.





So hyped to watch it. Ronaldo's abs are all-time right now, I hope he can keep them going for another few months.
 
Duderonomy said:She's either incredibly into football and ultra competitive, or the mere thought of having to buy me a beer truly pissed her off. Instant strop ensued. If only my Spanish was good enough to make some horse-placenta jokes.




They were probably just terms of endearment. In Uruguay, you know, the expression la puta que te pario and its variants (eg: la reputa que te pario, la concha de la puta que te pario, la reconcha de la reputa madre que te repario, etc and so on) are all used to express one's affection towards others.





You should practice yours platense spanish with this video:





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b/w





They don't call Donovan LANDYCAKES for no reason.
 
It's going to be interesting for me to see how the Brazilians react if they don't win.





I've spent the last two World Cups/Copa Americas in the company of three Brazilian families and I have to say that they are the worst losers I have ever been around. I understand in a way considering the success they have enjoyed previously but they straight up EXPECT to win everything. Being played in their own country will only raise that expectation I'm sure.


Both families come from separate parts of the country(Niteroi/Curitiba) but are exactly the same.





Wondering what Ppadilha and others experiences are with Brazilians in this situation??








Personally, I get the most enjoyment whenever Argentina go out..especially in 2010 when I was the only person in my circles that predicted they'd get tanked by Germany.
 
badder_than_evil said:three Brazilian families and I have to say that they are the worst losers I have ever been around.




You should see the Portugees in my town when they lose twice. First when Portugal gets knocked out and then when they become Brazilian and they lose.





:nagl:
 
DOR said:badder_than_evil said:three Brazilian families and I have to say that they are the worst losers I have ever been around.




You should see the Portugees in my town when they lose twice. First when Portugal gets knocked out and then when they become Brazilian and they lose.





:nagl:







Crazy.
 
DOR said:badder_than_evil said:three Brazilian families and I have to say that they are the worst losers I have ever been around.




You should see the Portugees in my town when they lose twice. First when Portugal gets knocked out and then when they become Brazilian and they lose.





:nagl:




the bane of my existence, the portugal fan.
 
vintageinfants said:DOR said:badder_than_evil said:three Brazilian families and I have to say that they are the worst losers I have ever been around.




You should see the Portugees in my town when they lose twice. First when Portugal gets knocked out and then when they become Brazilian and they lose.





:nagl:




the bane of my existence, the portugal fan.




I was living in little Portugal the year they lost to Greece in the Euro. They still hit the streets in the thousands to party/drink their sorrows. So it's not like they riot or something. But there was one Greek fan driving super fast on the edges of little Portugal taunting, honking, flag waving, but staying his distance. He alone was driving them close to their breaking point.





I kinda miss living in that neighbourhood. Well, maybe just the chicken joints...
 
DB_Cooper said:I thought this was going to be a Soulhawk dis thread, on some 2 Girls, World Cup.




Ok I'll bite.


In a low rent way, with some anagrams in an artistically licenced stylee-





A low husk


Whak lous





Come back SH, your stroppy sulk is forgiven.
 
ppadilha said:


They were probably just terms of endearment. In Uruguay, you know, the expression la puta que te pario and its variants (eg: la reputa que te pario, la concha de la puta que te pario, la reconcha de la reputa madre que te repario, etc and so on) are all used to express one's affection towards others.





You should practice yours platense spanish with this video:





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Hah, don't even need to know what he's saying. Love it when somebody brings him some asprin and appears to be pleading with him to calm down.





Know any terms of endearment that don't involve "puta"? I want to eat my food, not wear it. :freeway:
 
Duderonomy said:


Know any terms of endearment that don't involve "puta"? I want to eat my food, not wear it. :freeway:




Che boluda, voy a necesitar mimos cuando perdera mi equipo.





Actually, sod that, just play this song in her presence. She get hyped, jump around, then get all emotional and maybe cry. Then it's your move, playa.





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