31yo. Male and still a virgin..

According to google maps, Purmerand is a 27 min drive to Amsterdam.

If you are really that desperate, go buy some.

Or maybe
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dont try to hide BRO
you from new zealand bro??haha.....


Dont by her a drink.
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That's true! I aint worth it!

P.s very impressed you went that route instead of BAN or EVICTED or BAN & EVICTED!!
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No kidding. And I need a little sympahty overhere. All sympathetic gestures welcome.

Oversexed broads who would let anybody stick it for a drink
>PM me..

Girls never know what it feels like when you never got any and not able to get it for variuous reasons. How you have to control your anger and emotions and what that's like. Me I lost 22 years of my life. Teen-hood down the drain. No voodoo in this world that can give me back the time and opportunities that passed me by.

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I'm sorry about your 22 lost years. Sounds like you have been in detention since you were 9. I am glad you are out and free now.

Some of the things you wrote may turn off some women.
"Oversexed broads" Women prefer to be called "nympho dames".
"Stick it" women prefer "pop-a-cock".
"Girls" women prefer "Baby baby baby, baby baby baby".

I know this sounds trivial but women really care more about language than looks or a clean smelling ass.

Please to elaborate on "variuious reasons".
 
if birth is the closest ever got to the 'tang the you have my sympathies.
 
Orange is a food and a color.
Eggplant is a food and a color.

Xanadu?
Yogurt?

Coincidence?
 
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yes a lot. always had them and I still do. But the girls keep passin' me by, hand in hand with the handsome males.

2.
well.. yes. tried talking to this nice girl 3 years ago which lasted no longer than 30seconds i think. Another guy just came up to her and caressed her cheek saying she was cute as a puppet. I said: I guess he's into you. She says: I guess so. That's when our converation ended.

3. got me there, no i never go out.



Ok lets start from the beginning.....


Any crushes when you were a teen?

Ever try to talk to a young lady?

Are there any ladies in your direct vicinity?

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Look in the mirror and tell yourself your a "popular male".

Do u have a job?

And how did u acquire it?

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1) If u wanna attract the ladies - Start to see Obama as a World Leader. Trust me, just go along w/ the hysteria. There's mad ladies at these rallies.
Thanks for the tip. *eagerly writing it down*
 
Orange is a food and a color.
Eggplant is a food and a color.

Xanadu?
Yogurt?

Coincidence?
Err... you lost me there. And you might be right about the language thing, cause I'm ready to take on any suggestion. I threw in the "broads" thing just for laughs. or somehting. I'm from Holland, english is not my native..
 
You probably want your first time to be special, but who says whores aren't special?
 
I'm guessing a big problem would simply be the fact that you don't go out!!
Hard to find them laydee's if there are none around!!
Don't let the whole virginity thing psych you out. The only thing you really gotta remember when talking to the girls is not to confuse confidence with arrogant wankery doucheness!!
 
I basically got this very aggressive form of eczema when I was about 9 and lasted until i was 26. I had some psychiatric-issues as well and became a school dropout when i was 16 cause I couldn't handle the pressure. So it's not my fault I got scars and an ugly face that never smiles. But that sex-drive and urge has been driving me crazy for years and years and years.. That;s why i say i probably deserve a medal for withholding myself.

And yup, some opportunities just present themselves at certain age and where you hang out. After that it's bye bye.
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Mmmmmm, i don't think it's a big deal or bad, but clearly you're not diggin the situation.
Some background info would be good.......but that's mainly cos i'm nosey!!
missed opportunites, that sux tho!!
 
Prostitution is basically illegal now in Amsterdam. They closed down 80% of all the 9x9 ft ground level spaces with those "windows/blue lights and curtains" 'Guess my timing is bad.



According to google maps, Purmerand is a 27 min drive to Amsterdam.

If you are really that desperate, go buy some.

Or maybe
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Prostitution is basically illegal now in Amsterdam. They closed down 80% of all the 9x9 ft ground level spaces with those "windows/blue lights and curtains" 'Guess my timing is bad.



According to google maps, Purmerand is a 27 min drive to Amsterdam.

If you are really that desperate, go buy some.

Or maybe
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Your payin for it regardless of the situation.

U gotta get out, get clowned, get to know some folks, and rub elbows w/ girls.

Lie, cheat , and steal. You only live once.

Fusk all that chilvary stuff. Take that shit.
 
yes sure you're right, sitting at home minimizes my chances to basically nil. But 22 years of pain and suffering did things to my mind and personality. People overlook what so many years of suffering can do to a person. The way I look, walk and my psych. If I could delete the contents of my brain and start with a fresh healthy body that isn't overweight and scarred I'd do it.


I'm guessing a big problem would simply be the fact that you don't go out!!
Hard to find them laydee's if there are none around!!
Don't let the whole virginity thing psych you out. The only thing you really gotta remember when talking to the girls is not to confuse confidence with arrogant wankery doucheness!!