Are You Fu*king Kidding Me? (Bling Related)

[BreakSelf]

http://blingiton.tv/media.htmDude, I love America so much right now.

 

[mylatency]

Dude, I love America so much right now.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT RIGHT NOW!





Bling bling


Everytime I bless yo ipod


Bling bling


Fany frog ring worth about fifty cents


Bling bling


Everytime I buy a new comb


Bling bling


Lauren's piggy bank and barette


Bling bling

I envision this song played as a loop over and over for eternity when their informercial is produced:








Verse One: Baby





Nigga I got these hoes iced up enough


While my lil B.G.'s on the bus puttin out cigarette butts


But me personally playboy I don't give a fuck


And I'ma always show love to my cut


Hit the club light tha bitch up


The Cash Money motto we got to drank til we throw up


Nigga point the hoe out guaranteed I can fuck


Wootay I'm tattooed and barred up


Medallion iced up, Rolex bezelled up


And my pinky ring is platinum plus


Earrings be trillion cut


And my grill be slugged up


My heart filled with anger cause nigga I don't give a fuck


Stack my chesse up


Cause one day I'm a give this street life up


Beef I don't discuss


A nigga outta line gone get his motherfuckin head bust


Cash Money Millionaires plus


Don't touch sum'in nigga you can't fuck


Twenty inches TV is a must


By the year two thousand I'm gut out my bus





Verse Two: Lil' Turk





A lil nigga seventeen playin with six figures


Got so much ice you can skate on a nigga


When you see cash money you know you stay flossin


Catch cha girl down bad ya know we straight tossin


I aint seen a click yet that can stunt like mine


I aint seen a marette that can run like mine


1999, and it's our turn to shine


Fifty or better on our wrist and they all blind


Pourin vodka til I die drank til I faint


Til a nigga tell me I need another drank


My nigga Baby told me work nigga trick to them hoes


Nigga Baby told me work nigga better than treatin yo nose


I'm the freak of the click


Keep it on the tuck so I creep on a bitch


And I play it on the raw never sleep with a bitch


Keep it real with my niggaz


Never weep for a bitch








(Chorus) Lil' Wayne 2#


Bling bling


Everytime I come around yo city


Bling bling


Pinky ring worth about fifty


Bling bling


Everytime I buy a new ride


Bling bling


Lorenzos on Yokahama tires


Bling bling





Verse Thre: Manny Fresh





It's the nigga with tha Lex bubble


Candy coated helicopter with tha leather cover


If ya suckin' not fuckin' take off the rubber


Then toss that bitch nigga cause I don't love her


Balla, Manny bought a private plane


Then turned around and sold that bitch to Juve and Wayne


They put 30 inch lorenzos on that thang man


I know you niggaz out there just don't understand





Verse Four: Juvenile





I'm a 1999 driver


I'm a uptown third ward magnolia T.C. driver


Ole ignorant ass always touchin


Big ballin ass nigga you can see him when he comin


Booted up, diamond up


Golds be shinnin' up


Muthafuckas be blindin' up


Niggas at the second line be sayin, "I'll be damned"


Up in they best fits sayin, "Juve got me damn"





Bling bling


Everytime I come around yo city


Bling bling


Pinky ring worth about fifty


Bling bling


Everytime I buy a new ride


Bling bling


Lorenzos on Yokahama tires


Bling bling








Verse Five: B.G.





I be that nigga with the ice on me


If it cost less than twenty it don't look right on me


I stay flossed out all through the week


My money long if you don't know I'm the B.G.


I be fuckin niggaz bitches all in they home


Niggaz be like, "Look at that Benz on all that chrome"


Diamonds worn by everybody thats in my click


Man I got the price of a mansion 'round my neck and wrist


My nigga Baby gettin' a special built machine


A Mercedes Benz 700 B-14


I know you niggaz can't believe that


I can't wait to see ya haters face when ya see that


Man look at that


Niggaz wear shades just to stand on side of me


Folks say take that chain off boy ya blindin me


All day my phone ringin bling bling bling


Can see my earring from a mile bling bling





Bling bling


Everytime I come around yo city


Bling bling


Pinky ring worth about fifty


Bling bling


Everytime I buy a new ride


Bling bling


Lorenzos on Yokahama tires


Bling bling

 

[noz]

 

[peacefulrotation]

*strawman hath been summoned*

 

[Reynaldo]

They're definitely less misery-laden than the real thing.

 

[djxander]

anyone find it funny that they're marketing this to white girls?

 

[Mondeyano]

This looks too real to be a joke but I still can't believe this.

 

[oxnardcore]

the commercial is hilarious... it comes on late at nite on cable

in fact, after watching it again just now, i told my girlfriend that "if i had a daughter that ruined her $400 ipod with those piece of shit stickers, i'd smack her with it"

"even moms can bling too!"

 

[PABLO]

Isn't this just an updated incarnation of the Bedazzler?

That one was marketed to little white girls and, uh, NASCAR fans.

Regardless, that shit is CLASSY.

 

[Escalante]

Funny thing is I can see my little sis going crazy over that thing. I was afraid of her getting into drugs and alcohol....now the bling machine..

 

[Dj_Coma_Toast]

almost died laughing when i saw this commercial. i like the mom who blings. bitch is crazay wit the bling!

 

[dreas_heardrums]

bahahahah!

 

[Bsides]

i kind of want this.

Ive been wanting to make my bong into a psudo pimp cup if you will.