Define this ”record thing”

JLR

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Inspired in the 45s thread. Please define what this "record thing" means to you. This could probably lead to a coffee table book, with one b&w pic of the collector and his collection per page, along with the answer to the question proposed in this thread.
 
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its all about stealing from people [usually old poor african american men] who don't know what their old funk/soul records are really worth then by-passing ebay
and selling them to pasty crooked toothed anal retentive ugly but smart and snide british guys, who then feind over said records and compete in an imaginary competition of who is the funky-ist anglo saxon in london.

along the way it's proper form to use terms such as "bell end" "cunt" "sucking cock like a gay young lad" and "punter" in an effort to show superiority amongst the chalky white herd that needs serious dental work and or a hair transplant/toupee.

bad mouthing john mansfield and james trouble are par the course and name dropping "keb darge,"ian wright",and using the term 'TITTYSHAKER" and "weekender" will get you even further
 
its all about stealing from people [usually old poor african american men] who don't know what their old funk/soul records are really worth then by-passing ebay
and selling them to pasty crooked toothed anal retentive ugly but smart and snide british guys, who then feind over said records and compete in an imaginary competition of who is the funky-ist anglo saxon in london.

along the way it's proper form to use terms such as "bell end" "cunt" "sucking cock like a gay young lad" and "punter" in an effort to show superiority amongst the chalky white herd that needs serious dental work and or a hair transplant/toupee.

bad mouthing john mansfield and james trouble are par the course and name dropping "keb darge,"ian wright",and using the term 'TITTYSHAKER" and "weekender" will get you even further
That sounds whiter than white.
 
its all about stealing from people [usually old poor african american men] who don't know what their old funk/soul records are really worth then by-passing ebay
and selling them to pasty crooked toothed anal retentive ugly but smart and snide british guys, who then feind over said records and compete in an imaginary competition of who is the funky-ist anglo saxon in london.

along the way it's proper form to use terms such as "bell end" "cunt" "sucking cock like a gay young lad" and "punter" in an effort to show superiority amongst the chalky white herd that needs serious dental work and or a hair transplant/toupee.

bad mouthing john mansfield and james trouble are par the course and name dropping "keb darge,"ian wright",and using the term 'TITTYSHAKER" and "weekender" will get you even further
That sounds whiter than white.
I don't know John Mansfield, but I'm a little dude. Did kala mean John Manship?
 
The marine life photo replies are so far over my head that they might as well be chemtrails.
 
JLR was "fishing" for replies.

We could have done "catnip" images but I like the giant fish more.
 
Yeah, photo replies always have me perplexed. Like, what's this supposed to mean? Old record/old record player + basketball/NCAA =
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record....lil dude...big dude....

"tityshaker" BTW is a term coined in the last few years or so, to describe a type of early R&B that has a sort of sleazy/grinding rhythm..usually minor keyed and crudely recorded, ala Pastel Six "Bandido"..etc...but yeah, the British dudes can get very uppity about their love for R&B/Soul thinking that ther is no way an american, or very few americans that they deem "worthy", could ever appreciate or know more about 60s/70s african american music than they do...used to make me a bit angry, but now it just makes me laugh as a lot of these UK collectros are usualy full of shit...
 
i believe that this "record thing" is actually a bastard son of "record collecting" after it fucked around with the "internet".

and is rocks pic message: big dudes posting up on little dudes to grab raers?