dj job (strippers included)

Man that's easy. First off, invite her to the event. Second, your getting paid and "It's your job" she wouldn't want a dude without a job would she? Ask her if she wants to dance so she doesn't feel left out and assure her it's all about her and she has nothing to worry about. Then explain you are a dj and these wack groupie girls bother you all the time but you pay them no mind. Then when she discovers their numbers in your cell phone, just say because your gonna have them promote for you. When you get home early morning the next day after the gig just explain how you had to wait all night when your done to get paid and then pack up your stuff and then you went to eat and it was crowded and really slow etc. Works like a charm! *wink*
 
damn homie...
you accepting applications for interns?
the kids got a lot to learn from a
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sigh.....

I guess I'ma hafta regulate here.

Sagitarius Black - Timothy McNealy
Ecstacy - Ohio Players
Mary Jane Girls - All Night Long
How Do You Want it - 2Pac & Jodeci
Freek-n-You - Raekwon & Ghostface featuring K-Ci & JoJo
On the Hill - Oliver Sain
Main Chance - DeWolfe Studio Sampler
Private Secretary - Gregory Isaacs
Salsa Na Ma - Azuquita
Pink Cashmere - Prince

Seriously, what would you folls do without me....sheesh! Gwen Stefani? Dood...
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"Gwen Stefani? Dood...
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Ok, lets go to the club and you drop Oliver Sain (Which is the absolute truth) against me dropping Gwen Stefani and we will see what gets a better reaction from the ladies.

C'mon now, keep it real!

I would personally listen to Oliver Sain any day but 21 year old strippers would probably choose Gwen. Just my guess.

 
You'd be surprised hommie...

Folks are as shallow as you let em be sometimes.

As the selector, YOU are in control of the party.

Never be Scuuurrrred to tell the TRUTH....

As for the other...

Bro, we can soundclash anytime

You might actually learn somethin. Hahahaha....

just funnin dood
 
You'd be surprised hommie...

Folks are as shallow as you let em be sometimes.

As the selector, YOU are in control of the party.

Never be Scuuurrrred to tell the TRUTH....

As for the other...

Bro, we can soundclash anytime

You might actually learn somethin. Hahahaha....

just funnin dood
LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Let's do it! I need a reason to come out that way anyway. Maybe in YOUR neck of the woods you can do that shit but trust me it is NOT gonna happen around where I'm at. Believe that. I have dropped all kinds of stupid crazy dope shit and the crowd usually leaves or tells me I'm the worst dj they have ever heard!!!! This is the honest truth of the world we live in. I can then play Pussy Cat Dolls and "I'm the man". Corny ass mf's. Oh well, get my money out of it so I can buy funk 45's !!! lol.
 
Man, I know... I've dj'ed at spots where people have given me the gas face...

Like I give a shit...

But, then again, I dj'ed for the fuck of it...

Not to make money...

I'll tell ya though, more times than not, playing raer ish to an unsuspecting crowd will yield positive results.

Come on through, man, we'll spark the chalice, play that good shit and have the crowd either totally pissed or totally blissed....

WORD!
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and yo the title of this thread is mad misleading

I thought I was going to be able to slap a NSFW on it and enjoy my day


come on fanies, come on