Hunting for Nikes - Air Cringe

[faux_rillz]

Do you have tribal tattoos?

Ether!

 

[batmon]

You should look up the definition of sneakers.

 

Hemol should make a documentary based on the Cloudicorns???, call it "Skipping My Doodahs" or "Cloudicornication" or something. That'd be fresh.

My favorite parts of the shoe are the magical fishscales in the back and the exclusive Hemol Ankle Oil??? around the inner joyring. Dude WEARS his shit.

I don't rock em that hard. The lining on them is some velour type stuff. I'm glad you guys get a kick out of my kicks.
The Cloudicorns??? are good, I'm starting to gain an appreciation for them. They remind me of many different things, as a piece of art should. I was serious about the documentary too, I think it would be funny but I got a real weedy and untended mindgarden. I've already mentally wrote and filmed the whole thing and it was pretty good, I had a real long sex scene in the middle that was loosely based around the phallic symbol on the forefoot. Cloudicornication, for real.

This thread is a low point and reminds me of a girl bringing up some shit from 8 months ago and getting mad about it.

 

[faux_rillz]

I've already mentally wrote and filmed the whole thing and it was pretty good, I had a real long sex scene in the middle that was loosely based around the phallic symbol on the forefoot.

...involving amplified undergarments, no doubt.

 

[profeign]

cloudicorns

 

[Bsides]

Batmon, for you it's a commodity fetish. For me its an extension of design and aesthietic sensibility into commodity consumption. You are compulsive, and having something new comes before having something great. I exercise discretion, and most of my sneakers are utilitarian. I'm not tripping when someone runs my kicks over with their stroller. People also compliment people on UGGS, and Crocs, so don't get it twisted.

Here we go.

1) When I say compliments I mean by sneakerheads not Emily @ Starbucks.

2) "New before Great" as in Toms......

3) "utilitarian" - U are not Hip Hop

4) When it comes to drawing - I have a Fine Arts Degree....

all i gotta say, is id rather have emily at starbucks compliment me on my shoes then a bunch of sneakerhead dudes anyday.

 

[batmon]

all i gotta say, is id rather have emily at starbucks compliment me on my shoes then a bunch of sneakerhead dudes anyday.

I dont know which is more fucked up. That fact that you'd trust the taste of a Starbucks Clerk or the fact that you drink that shit. You coppin Jazz CDs from there as well.

"hey Bsides, I just luuuuuvv your Lime green Crocs. U want extra vanilla in your latte?"

 

[Deep_Sang]

I dont know which is more fucked up. That fact that you'd trust the taste of a Starbucks Clerk or the fact that you drink that shit.

I thought he was just saying that he'd rather impress a girl than a dude.

 

[keithvanhorn]

If you're trying to say that I don't have taste, then I'm just gonna stop right now, because that's not a debate with an outcome that is sensible. If you're saying that your taste is better than my taste, then that is another matter. I get mad compliments on my air max 90 id's, as well as my plaid Toms, my Lucienne Days, my Marc jacobs Wellies, my limited vans, et cetera. My taste has a different function than yours though. I don't wear anything that displays a logo--a couple of pairs of nikes aside. Wearing dunks and uptowns mostly goes along with wearing whatever other brands are associated with the 'sneakerhead', or 'street style' image. I'm not into that. I hope that you can recognize that sneaker appreciation is not exclusive to those waving the street fashion flag.

gayest post ever.