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[DB_Cooper]

"Your mom smells like foot tacos".

Add on.

 

[james]

I heard your mom only has one finger and wants to join the Pointer Sisters.

 

[Grandfather]

Your moms feet so busted that when she walks around barefoot it sounds like shes playing the maracas

 

[RAJ]

Your mom took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.

 

[HarveyCanal]

A classic:





Ya mama's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.

 

[james]

I heard your mom was born with a mouth in each armpit and has to do The Cabbage Patch whenever she wants to chew.

 

[vintageinfants]

i'd say this shit to her face instead of behind her back, but my car's only got a half tank of gas.

 

[batmon]

your moms is on Soulstrut

 

[chrisflyer]

Yo mama's so stupid she gave her brother a blowjob cause he was unemployed.

 

[Controller_7]

Your mama gave birth to you and raised you well.





Wait, am I doing this right?

 

[parallax]

If jizz was pavement, your mom would be a highway.





Your mom's so skinny, she could do pushups under a door.

 

[Dolo76]

Your mom gave me dome for a Leo Sayer in G- condition

 

[vintageinfants]

speaking of snaps, that's what i can do when my fingers in her veej and my thumbs in her butt.

 

[Horseleech]

I wish Redd Foxx was still here.

 

[cove]

Your mom got banned

 

[herbacios tweed]

Your moms so fat her blood type is Ragu

 

[StoneHands]

Your mom's elbows are so pointy, record collectors wouldn't date her.

 

[edulus]

Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake...etc





http://www.nerdist.com/2009/03/hogwarts-snaps/

 

[Breez]

Your moms is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.





Your moms is like a shot gun, one cock and she blows.





Your moms teeth are so yellow the bitch spits butter.

 

[PATX]

Your Poppyseed Was Dismissed Upon Release But Standing Strong Today