R. KELLY BEER

[grandpa_shig]

ok, i swear to buddha i drank this at the liquor store across the street from the w. oakland bart station. and it was only on shelves for like a few weeks and only in the shittiest corner stores. but i cant find any info on the innernets about it. am i going crazy? wasnt there a r. kelly beer?

 

[rootlesscosmo]

wasnt there a r. kelly beer?

my mind is telling me no...

 

[grandpa_shig]

but my body!

my body's telling me yes!!!!

i swear! there was a poster for it and everything. this was around like 2001.

 

[alieNDN]

but my body!

my body's telling me yes!!!!

were you underage in 2001? if so, i think kelly put roofies in your beer.

 

[Reynaldo]

wasnt there a r. kelly beer?

Pisswater

 

[grandpa_shig]

im grandpa_shig, holmes. i was around when they invented water.

and no reynaldo. i mean, yes it was bad, but im not talken bout the peepee jokes.

 

[kitchenknight]

wasnt there a r. kelly beer?

Pisswater
Naw, that wasn't it.

Golden Shower Malt Liquor.

 

[grandpa_shig]

ok, ive come to the conclusion that everyone is crazy except me.

r. kelly beer existed! i know it did im not making thisup!

 

[residentgiant]

what you drink don't make us piss.



REAL TALK

 

[luck]

wasnt there a r. kelly beer?

Pisswater

Damn! Stolen.

 

[grandpa_shig]

wasnt there a r. kelly beer?

Pisswater

Damn! Stolen.
its alright. say it again. its not stopping anyone else from using this tired joke. it wasnt funny at first but now that like 6 of you have used the same joke its actually starting to get funny again.

anyways, im on a motherfucken mission to prove the existence of this beverage!!!

 

[luck]

wasnt there a r. kelly beer?

Pisswater

Damn! Stolen.
its alright. say it again. its not stopping anyone else from using this tired joke. it wasnt funny at first but now that like 6 of you have used the same joke its actually starting to get funny again.

anyways, im on a motherfucken mission to prove the existence of this beverage!!!
I'm from Chicago. I have Licence.

You sure it wasnt "O'Kelly's?" Both are close in spelling and, by extension, are related to midgets in suits.

 

[grandpa_shig]

no way dude. r. kelly. the beer ad poster for it was kind of a interpolation of his "r." album cover art. someone has to know. well, come to think of it, they were only sold at the ghetto corner stores so maybe nobody here saw it.

but i swear there was a r. kelly beer.

 

[grandpa_shig]

hi! im awake. ok, so someone tell me im not crazy. i couldnt get any sleep last night cuz i was thinking about this.

just kidding. but really, is there anybody out there?

 

[billbradley]

wasnt there a r. kelly beer?

my mind is telling me no...

 

[grandpa_shig]

argh

 

[verb606]

but my body!

my body's telling me yes!!!!

This was gold.



gold like a shower, that is.

 

[The-gaffler]

haters wanna hate...lovers wanna love...

 

[Oranguru]

grandpa_shig said:

no way dude. r. kelly. the beer ad poster for it was kind of a interpolation of his "r." album cover art. someone has to know. well, come to think of it, they were only sold at the ghetto corner stores so maybe nobody here saw it.

but i swear there was a r. kelly beer.

Made an account just to reply to this, but I believe it was an alcoholic cider that he collaborated with during his 2001 summer tour, and I know i'm about 16 years late, cut me some slack

 

[Oranguru]

It was called R or something like that, I remember because I still have the varsity jacket from his tp2.com tour