rectal feeding

Frank

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Learn a new word every day:

rectal feeding: forcefully feeding a person through his rectum.

"Majid Khan's lunch tray of hummus, pasta with sauce, nuts and raisins was pureed and rectally infused."



Never forget: They hate you because you're free!
 
"know the truth and it will set you free"





yea ok


and oswald wasted jfk





funny how the GOP is crying and denying anything and everything to do with the rectal feeding report



 
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I thought this thread was going to be about this album.





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DB_Cooper said:I thought this thread was going to be about this album.





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Am i just now getting the fact that the title of this album is as horrible as i think it is?
 
This might be a good way to get my son to eat something other than Mac & Cheese.
 
RAJ said:This might be a good way to get my son to eat something other than Mac & Cheese.




This is a little something called Rosemary White Bean soup. It's delicious. You'll probably taste it more if it goes in through the mouth, but, you know, your call.
 
RAJ said:This might be a good way to get my son to eat something other than Mac & Cheese.

We have a book called The Sneaky Chef, which is basically about mixing extra nutrition into your kids' food unnoticed. I used to blend white beans into a paste and put it in mac and cheese. Bland flavor easily masked by cheese sauce as long as one doesn't overdo it.
 
DB_Cooper said:RAJ said:This might be a good way to get my son to eat something other than Mac & Cheese.




This is a little something called Rosemary White Bean soup. It's delicious. You'll probably taste it more if it goes in through the mouth, but, you know, your call.




Parental rights trump all others.
 
Man...I want to google this term to see if it's a legit form of force feeding...but I realllllllllllly don't want to google this term to see if it's a legit form of force feeding.



 
JectWon said:Man...I want to google this term to see if it's a legit form of force feeding...but I realllllllllllly don't want to google this term to see if it's a legit form of force feeding.










Just do an image search.
 
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I wondered what a "rectal prolapse" might be... the ASCRS (American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons provided an answer:





"Rectal prolapse is a condition in which the rectum (the lower end of the colon, located just above the anus) becomes stretched out and protrudes out of the anus. Weakness of the anal sphincter muscle is often associated with rectal prolapse at this stage, resulting in leakage of stool or mucus."





As often, a picture says more than 1.000 words. Take a long good look, it's big asshole but a small price to pay for the freedom of the free-est country of them all:





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I hear Mos Def is already shopping for lube.
 
JectWon said:Man...I want to google this term to see if it's a legit form of force feeding...but I realllllllllllly don't want to google this term to see if it's a legit form of force feeding.










It's not. Page 100 of the report identifies it as unnecessary for medical purposes and that it was used for controlling behaviour.


aka forced sodomy aka rape



 
bassie said:JectWon said:Man...I want to google this term to see if it's a legit form of force feeding...but I realllllllllllly don't want to google this term to see if it's a legit form of force feeding.










It's not. Page 100 of the report identifies it as unnecessary for medical purposes and that it was used for controlling behaviour.


aka forced sodomy aka rape










God bless America pt 3,947
 
"Majid Khan's lunch tray of hummus, pasta with sauce, nuts and raisins was pureed and rectally infused."





"Rectally infused" kinda makes it sound like someone farted on the meal as the pièce de résistance. Too bad that's not what happened!





I'm guessing that Obama isn't going to want to hold anyone to account for this given the program of extrajudicial killing he's got going on. (word to Harvey!)
 
ost said:This is the kind of thing that creates terrorists.




I agree.





That said, the US, I think, wants to be in a state of perpetual war and wants to create terrorists. We all know the "War on Drugs" was an excuse to contravene the sovereignty of specific Latin American countries to maintain hegemony through violence, sanctions, and coups. And besides, it's good for business.





I'm sure many here would agree that the "War on Terror" is no different.





Bad cops will goad you into situations where they can then justify beating the shit out of you with impunity, then search your car while you're immobile. They might find something. They'll likely find nothing.





The US is the world's bad cop.
 
Dick Cheney said the report was a bunch of "crap" which of course begged the question of the rectal feeding. Fox News, unfortunately, didn't follow-up.