SCORE OF MY LIFE!!!

BATTLE:

you vs. me you san bernidino turd muncher

YOU MUNCH THE TURD
U SMEEL LIKE A HERB
YOU SOUND LIKE A BACKPACKING HONKY WURM
UR JOCKIN MY RAPZ
IM CLOCKIN YOUR NAPS
UV BEEN SLEEPIN SO LONG YOU HAIRZ FULL OF NAPZ
SAN BERNIDINO PUTO MUCHING WEINER
YOU LOOK LIKE UR MOMA SUCK YOUR BALLZ IN THE HOOVER
AND YER ASS CAME OUT THE BACK
SMELLING LIKE A BROWN SHUGAR BOOTY AZZ CRACK
NOW IM WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOOVE YOU THINK YER THE MACK
JUST ANOTHER HONKY AZZ WHITE AZZ KNEEGROW
WEARING ARGYLE SWEATERS, MACEO AND SNOW
LISTENING TO " INFORMER " AND RAPPIN REAL SLOW
TRYING TO SLIDE YER RHYMES BUTT U GOT NO FLOW
LISTEN UP SOULSTURT WE GOT A NEW MACK IN TOE
CHECKIN HOTSAUCE AVATAR AND STROKIN THE LOW NOSE
IF I SEE YOU AT BUENA I WILL BATTLE YOU FOR REAL
CRAWL BACK HOME TO MAMA AND BRAG ABOUT UR REKKID DEAL
HOW U JUST FOUND A COPY OF BOB JAMES 2
STARTER KIT REKKIDS, DIAPERS COVERED IN POO
HAHA! NAW SUN U RITE THAT IN STUDY HALL? DOG WHAT SKOOL U AT CUZ U NEEDZ LESSIN IN ENGLISH FO RILL DOG. SAN BERDADINO SUN RILLY I JUST SAID IM FRUM THE JO DOG COME PAY ME A VIZIT THE CODE ON MY GATEZ IS *7618 HIT ME BACK SUN CUZ THEM RIMES IS SHOFT LIKE PLAY-DO. DOG BETTER YET U PLAY HALO CUZ I NOW YUR MOMMY PROLY WONT LET U PLAY WITH THE RILL HEADZ SUN.
 
you come back for more abuse mack2?

just what we need around here.. another white kneegrow with a copy of sun goddess under his arm.

step to me at buena and my posse will clam down on you like the 405 gridlock and shitz.

inglewood boulvard in the house mutherfugga.

real headz know the deal

later dayz buttholez.

ap
 
WHAT U STIL TALKIN? DOG I WAS IN THE DEN DOING MY MATH HOMEWORK. YEAH, ITS CALLED TRIGINOMITRY SON U STILL STUCK ON UR TIMES TABLES. HOLD UP KID MY HO'S CHIRPIN ME ON THE PSP.

YEAH N.E.WAY SUN DONT MAKE ME CALL MY FOLKS IN LADERA HITES AND STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT. DOG IF U WAN MEET UP IM FREE ON THURSDAY CUZ I GOT TENNIS LESSINS 2MOROW THATS RITE I SAID TENIS LESSINS DOG IM ALL CLASS. IM NOT USHAMED. AND FRIDAYS IM GOIN TO THA STUDIO TO LAY DOWN SUM TRAX FEEL ME? CALL ME DOG U AND TERYCLUBUP CAN STREET TEAM FOR MY CREW. NOW I GOT STUFF TO DO SUN
 
chalk it up to maturity, it's a lot better than stealing records
from WREK in Atlanta and selling them on eBay for 2 dollars.

uh oh...someone thinks they know me!!!
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For those interested, here's the rundown so far:

KPM 1001-1257
missing:
1003
1004
1012
1014
1023
1025
1027
1028
1034
1041
1054
1072
1073
1075
1078
1083
1091
1107
1108
1115
1127
1142
1143
1149-1151
1165
1166
1181
1182
1184-1187
1189-1209
1213

Conroy 71-155
missing:
77-79
87
96
100
105
109
120
137-142
147
149
150
152-153

Parry 11-54
none missing

Emil Ascher
10
112-118

Regency Line
1001-1022
missing:
1004-1008
1016
1017
1022
1024

Themes 1001-1033
missing:
1004-1006
1017
1023
1026
1027
1029
1030
1032

Sonoton 103-162
none missing

Coloursound 1-14
none missing

Studio G (lots missing so this is what I got)
1001
1006-1009
1012
2001
2003
2004
2006-2009
3005
3006
3009
3010

Amphonic 108-115
none missing

I'll give you the scoop on the Bruton and Standard later on...cheers!
 
WHAT U STIL TALKIN? DOG I WAS IN THE DEN DOING MY MATH HOMEWORK. YEAH, ITS CALLED TRIGINOMITRY SON U STILL STUCK ON UR TIMES TABLES. HOLD UP KID MY HO'S CHIRPIN ME ON THE PSP.

YEAH N.E.WAY SUN DONT MAKE ME CALL MY FOLKS IN LADERA HITES AND STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT. DOG IF U WAN MEET UP IM FREE ON THURSDAY CUZ I GOT TENNIS LESSINS 2MOROW THATS RITE I SAID TENIS LESSINS DOG IM ALL CLASS. IM NOT USHAMED. AND FRIDAYS IM GOIN TO THA STUDIO TO LAY DOWN SUM TRAX FEEL ME? CALL ME DOG U AND TERYCLUBUP CAN STREET TEAM FOR MY CREW. NOW I GOT STUFF TO DO SUN
RUBBISH: yer threads been hijacked... start another one.

PUTO: yer mamaz got crabz and she stinkz like uzed seafoodz. sanatation be knocking on yer door trying to find out if the crapperz backed up again. u say something bout PCP? yer... i thought u had some problemz and shitz. now itz all clear to me. ceep on doin yer math homewerk dude cuz yer test is next week. dont want to flunkz the 9th grade and shitz. by the way surpluz has a copy of grover washington mr. magic upstarez for .99 if you want to take yer beatz collection to the next level and shitz. you can step it up from steve miller band time keeps on slippin slippin slippin to some actual souljazz and shitz. you can shelve yer jamez taylor and the flying machine. ok dude later dayz say hi to yer gurl for me and tell her to be carefull when she is hookin it on lincoln blvd in front of the taco bell and shitz. oh and ps yer rhymez stink like a frankfurter dangling out of a dogz ass. later dayz dude.
 
MY CREW IS THICK AND YOUR CREW IS THIN.
YOU SEE ME IN THE STREETS CUZ I GOT TO WIN.
HIT YOU IN THE CHEST WITH A COUPLE OF SLUGS.
YOU AIN'T FUCKING WITH US THE MOST SAVAGE OF THUGS.

MY CREW CAPERED TO YOUR CREW .
LITS NOT EVEN DO THAT DUDE.
CUZ I DONT WANT TA HAVE TA SHOW YOU.
THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS SHIT THIS HIPHOP SHIT.
THIS REAL SHIT THAT YOU HOMO RAPERS CANT GET WHIT.
WHAT DID I PISS YOU OFF.
LIT THE HOLE WORD KNOW HOW YOU GONE SHOFT.
GONE SHIT YOU NEVER WAS HARD.
SO QUIT ACTION LIKE YOU ARE.
OUIT PLAYING THE THESPIAN ROLL.
BCUZ WE ALL KNOW ABOUT YOU BROW.
HOW YOUR A DICK SUCKER GOING LOW.
THE OPPOSITE OFA LEBIAN WOH!
NOW THAT SHIT GOT'S TO HURT.
AND BCUZ IT'S THA TRUTH IT'S GOT TO HURT WORSE.
GOT YOU DRAG QUEEN MC'S PULLING UP YO SKERTS.
EXPOSING YO G'STRINGS.
BUT STILL NOT COMING AS CLEAN AS THESE G'S ON MY TEAM.
GOT YOU SO CALLED G'S HANGING FROM A STRIG.
OR BETTER YET A NOOSE.
I'V BEN A MENESE SENS THEY CUT ME LOSE.
AND THEY AINT A DAM THING YOU CAN DO WHEN WE COME FOR YOU.
BUT HIDE CUZ MY CREW GOS MAD WHEN WE RIDE.
WITH DEATH IN ARE EYES SA PRAY WHEN WE COLLIDE.
THAT IT DONT END UP IN A HOMICIDE.
MY CREW....
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Do we smell a collabo?????
 
I wanna rap too.


I make art
pull my finger
you smell fart
as it linger

I make voodoo doo doo
you buy kudu
pee pee ca ca
machaca burrito puto pinto green jelly bean
dong dong ding dong who is it
it jesus, not real jesus, but mexican jesus
with a variety of cheeses and crackers and honkies and tonka truck
turner network telemundo mucho lando callrissian!

I make art
braid my pubes
rasta ballsac
patty wack cul-de-sac.



olson twins.



geoduck.


rico fucking boner.
 
That's some of the best "Real People" rap I've read in a while.DEF DOO DOO RETARDED.My highest rating,and I am High.