Stripper Pole in the Living Room

[Hotsauce84]

Just leave it up and next time THEIR parents come over, arrange for some strippers to show up.

Point tooken.

 

[Gamble]

Have it delivered to his job while hes on lunchbreak.

 

[mr.brett]

i dunno... how much is worth for you to move out? You could just have a male stripper come over next time they have people over. I'm sure they would never put it up again.

 

[Young_Phonics]

Your roommates must be white.

 

[cas]

faux?!

 

[Young_Phonics]

faux?!

Nope. He's not rocking CROCS.

 

[p_gunn]

i lived in a place with a permanant stripper pole in it...

i saw a few girls dance on it at parties, never anyone stripping (although i don't know what went down on it when i wasn't around). it was kinda neat.

i think everyone is overreacting the concept of the stripper pole in general. if dudes wanna have a stripper pole, let 'em. you're only young and single once. however, if it's easily removable, these guys are inconsiderate pricks if they object to having it out when your parents are there... the bong analogy is dead on, they are showing zero class...

 

[SPlDEY]

i dunno... how much is worth for you to move out? You could just have a male stripper come over next time they have people over. I'm sure they would never put it up again.

Man, I guess none of you are realizing how NICE Adam's place is. It's CRAZY nice.

I say, KICK THOSE FUCKERS OUT!!

nah, but really.. Tell em to move it to the garage. Your house is too nice to be defiled. It's like putting a HONK if your HORNY bumper sticker on a Bentley.

- spidey

 

[Flomotion]

Tell your folks your roommates are tiny trainee fireman getting in some practice for a test at work.

Then again, why not just take it down yourself?

 

[DjArcadian]

Jeez.

Clearly you've never had to deal with young immature roommates.

 

[GenePontecorvo]

Sounds like you got a pole in your house. It ain't a stripper pole til a 95% naked lady slides her g-stringed cooch down the length of it, so I really don't see the big deal.

 

[yoigotbeats]

Seriously when you got 3 guys telling you "I don't get why you'd want us to take the pole down just cause your folks are coming over" and no one to back up your logic you start questioning yourself.

you just need to live with smarter people. If some dude came at with with "I'm a grown man and I pay to live here" bullshit, there would've been a misunderstanding & some furniture moving. Regardless, you have to know living with people who think having a stipper pole in their crib is cool when no honeys EVER use to strip aren't the most logical people in the world.

 

[kitchenknight]

Guzz...trust your instincts. These fools are chooches, and you need to be out yesterday.

For the sake of your own mental health, fuck them fools.

 

[The_Non]

You missed your chance. If you watched Seinfeld, you could've told them they were starting their Festivus celebration early.

 

[SoulOnIce]

"I was just gonna get you the SHIT HAPPENS but I thought you'd like the PARTY NAKED part"<b, 21<b, 21"hey ... that's the best part."

 

[djJazzOne]

"Nah Mom, that is a support pole for the ceiling."

 

[Guzzo]

wow blast from the past.<b, 21<b, 21::UPDATE::<b, 21<b, 21Our house was foreclosed upon back in august and we had until the beginning of December to move out. We spoke with lawyers and all that jazz on how to properly get out of the house. I moved out of there on the first of the month but my stripper pole roomies are now squatting there and I've had to retain a lawyer to make sure my name doesn't get dragged into their actions. Apparently they aren't too happy with me not sticking with them on their stance to be there after our foreclosure and 60-day notice/ stopping all bills that were in my name<b, 21<b, 21PS the stripper pole is still there

 

[Almond]

Why don't you just take it down before the folks come over? Is it a two-man job?<b, 21<b, 21Worst case, just put holiday decorations on the pole, a la banister garland. I bet the roomies will be too lazy to take them down. <b, 21<b, 21<img src="http://davidstewart.name/Pictures/House/Stairs.JPG"1<b, 21<b, 21I live with 4 GIRLS. Man, that is a lot of shoes piled up by the door. The kitchen is a biohazard.

 

[Almond]

Or you can hang a flag from it.<b, 21<img src="http://www.crwflags.com/art/sports/baseball/redsoxcar.jpg"1

 

[RAW_HAMBURGER]

<font class="post"1<b, 21<b, 21<b, 21if theres not a stripper in sight and the pole is getting no play....tell your roommates they are the illest pimps out.