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Q: What is science?

A: The other day I got on the scale - its a digital glass scale - and the numbers settled on my weight. Then I farted, and my weight dropped by .1 pounds. THAT, my friends, is science.
 
Q: What is science?

A: The other day I got on the scale - its a digital glass scale - and the numbers settled on my weight. Then I farted, and my weight dropped by .1 pounds. THAT, my friends, is science.
I got news for you...if your weight went down it was a shart at the very least.
 
Every fart contains some trace of fecal matter.
Science indeed...

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I'm pretty sure 1.6 ounces(.1 lbs.) of fecal matter would disqualify it from being called a fart......science is like magic.