thieves! (NRR)




"please break into my home so I can shoot you legally"


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why not get a motion light so that the area is illuminated when they walk onto the property.
in the works, but that's no small task I don't have and light (or even power) near there except the porch light so I'd have to run wire from my panel up through my attic and over to there. A days work and probably $100 in 14/2 wire, conduit, box and fixture...But that is on my long list...
ok go with the blades then.

or why not a stake out so you can at least see who's doin the deed.

invite some buddies and camp out.. catch the fuckers red handed... deliver the beat down.

have you're buddies vouch that you were just walking home and you stumbled onto the scene and lucky you your homeys were there to help protect you from the dangerous criminal who sadly got beaten to a pulp in an effort to protect you and your property.

 
why not get a motion light so that the area is illuminated when they walk onto the property.
in the works, but that's no small task I don't have and light (or even power) near there except the porch light so I'd have to run wire from my panel up through my attic and over to there. A days work and probably $100 in 14/2 wire, conduit, box and fixture...But that is on my long list...
ok go with the blades then.

or why not a stake out so you can at least see who's doin the deed.

invite some buddies and camp out.. catch the fuckers red handed... deliver the beat down.

have you're buddies vouch that you were just walking home and you stumbled onto the scene and lucky you your homeys were there to help protect you from the dangerous criminal who sadly got beaten to a pulp in an effort to protect you and your property.


I believe this would still qualify as conspiracy to committ assault....

But I think it is warranted....maybe bait those lights, deck 'em out to make them irrisistable!
 
or you could slather the lights in vaseline, limburger cheese or some other nasty goo, it wont hurt them but they will have some gross goo on their hands that will be on them for awhile....





I used to have a prob with cars parking in my driveway, and I would slather up their door handles...hehehehe
 
if its your front yard, why not some motion detecting flood lights?

They are not that expencive, 1 or 2 could light you front yard enough that dudes would probably be worried about being seen by neighbors.
 
I can't remember what these are called but they are used to scare poachers, its basically a trip wire attached to a holder with blank shotgun shell, when the fool sets it off it makes a big bang !!!
My friend has one set on his shed and set it off by accident
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Hunting shops should carry 'em...
 
I can't remember what these are called but they are used to scare poachers, its basically a trip wire attached to a holder with blank shotgun shell, when the fool sets it off it makes a big bang !!!
My friend has one set on his shed and set it off by accident
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Hunting shops should carry 'em...
You know? That's a good idea. Non-lethal and everything.
 
I can't remember what these are called but they are used to scare poachers, its basically a trip wire attached to a holder with blank shotgun shell, when the fool sets it off it makes a big bang !!!
My friend has one set on his shed and set it off by accident
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Hunting shops should carry 'em...
You know? That's a good idea. Non-lethal and everything.
Then he's nailed via noise ordinance. Can't win, can he?
 
you will definitely wind up getting sued if you booby-trap them in any way.
on what grounds? If someone has no right to be on my private property and they hurt themselves how is that my fault? Can I at least wait up one night, beat the shit out of 'em, drag 'em off my property, and claim ignorance. The word of some fucking theif vs. mine is probably not so good... Sometimes I wish I lived in TX where it's legal to protect your property with deadly force...
You would probably be OK if you just shot them, but sticking glass shards, razors etc would def give you legal problems. It's the difference between defending yourself vs. intent to cause bodily harm.

Now if you go into Trinidad (and I am sure this is true in Jamaica and probably many other places) everyone's walls around their houses have broken glass cemented into the tops of the wall. You would have a line of people here in the US looking to burgle you just so's they could sue you after.
true we have glass bottles on the walls, a lot of barbed wire too.
 
so I've been getting my solar lights stolen out of my front yard. After the 1st time i cemented them all in, well last night 2 more were stolen!
man, pardon me being dense or something, but would this just be for a prank, or are these things sellable?!?

Get a paintball gun and wait for 'em, Chuck Norris style...
nah, Chuck Norris lets the kids steal em, and then when the kids take the lights to the pawn shop to flip for money, Chuck's working behind the counter and he gives them pawn tickets that say, "you're dead!" and then they keel over.