Worst Christmas Songs

[DB_Cooper]

This makes me want to murder people. I bet this is what Chapman was really pissed about.



And as much as I love The Kinks, this is fucking awful. Do you Brits really say "Father Christmas" instead of Santa Claus? If so, I submit that that may be part of the reason you're viewed as an island full of Harry Potter extras. Just saying.

 

[HarveyCanal]

Always liked both of those.

 

[JustAlice]

I didn't see a 'Best Christmas Song' thread but just discovered this yesterday:





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I freakin' love it!

 

[mrmatthew]

This one has crept into the 24 Hour Xmas Station rotation the past few years.





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It is the Lee Greenwood of Xmas Songs.

 

[billbradley]

I don't know about worst but this is a new fave





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[DB_Cooper]

mrmatthew said:This one has crept into the 24 Hour Xmas Station rotation the past few years.





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It is the Lee Greenwood of Xmas Songs.




Saw Patton Oswalt this year and he went off about this very song.

 

[batmon]

Im sick of hearing the Donny Hathaway joint.

 

[LazarusOblong]

I can't hear "White Christmas" anymore without thinking about teabags.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas


Just like the ones I used to know


Where the tree tops glisten


And children listen


To hear sleigh bells in the snow





I'm dreaming of a white Christmas


With every Christmas card I write


May your days be merry and bright


And may all


Your Christmases be white

 

[Risingson]

Cliff Richard - Mistletoe & Wine

 

[thewaxbandit]

DB_Cooper said: Do you Brits really say "Father Christmas" instead of Santa Claus? If so, I submit that that may be part of the reason you're viewed as an island full of Harry Potter extras. Just saying.










Yes, unlike you guys we actually have some history to draw upon for our traditions.

 

[DB_Cooper]

thewaxbandit saidB_Cooper said: Do you Brits really say "Father Christmas" instead of Santa Claus? If so, I submit that that may be part of the reason you're viewed as an island full of Harry Potter extras. Just saying.










Yes, unlike you guys we actually have some history to draw upon for our traditions.




You realize Santa Claus derives from Sinterklaas, right? Which dates back to the third century A.D.? Still, I understand you mad over the Harry Potter line, doggie. Don't take it personal-I love teh Brits, as teh Brits on this board can attest. No need to get all Hermione up in this piece.

 

[DJBombjack]

Risingson said:Cliff Richard - Mistletoe & Wine




Ugh. What a cunt.

 

[DJBombjack]

DB_Cooper said:thewaxbandit saidB_Cooper said: Do you Brits really say "Father Christmas" instead of Santa Claus? If so, I submit that that may be part of the reason you're viewed as an island full of Harry Potter extras. Just saying.










Yes, unlike you guys we actually have some history to draw upon for our traditions.




You realize Santa Claus derives from Sinterklaas, right? Which dates back to the third century A.D.? Still, I understand you mad over the Harry Potter line, doggie. Don't take it personal-I love teh Brits, as teh Brits on this board can attest. No need to get all Hermione up in this piece.




Vyvyan had it right

 

[pcmr]

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[thewaxbandit]

DB_Cooper said:





You realize Santa Claus derives from Sinterklaas, right? Which dates back to the third century A.D.? Still, I understand you mad over the Harry Potter line, doggie. Don't take it personal-I love teh Brits, as teh Brits on this board can attest. No need to get all Hermione up in this piece.







Yes I am aware of this, but you guys don't say 'Sinterklaas'. My point being that our saying of Father Christmas is as valid (if not more so) than your use of Santa Claus.





Forgive me for quoting wiki but:





"Pre-modern representations of the gift-giver from church history and folklore, notably St Nicholas and Sinterklaas, merged with the English character Father Christmas to create the character known to Americans and the rest of the English-speaking world as Santa Claus."





Onomastics aside, I was just pointing out your arrogance.





Merry Christmas





x

 

[DB_Cooper]

thewaxbandit said:Onomastics aside, I was just pointing out your arrogance.







Way to take the bait, Dobby!

 

[thewaxbandit]

DB_Cooper said:





Way to take the bait, Dobby!










prick

 

[DB_Cooper]

thewaxbandit saidB_Cooper said:





Way to take the bait, Dobby!










prick




Merry Christmas, Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington.

 

[thewaxbandit]

DB_Cooper said:





Merry Christmas, Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington.







back at ya Cletus

 

[DB_Cooper]

thewaxbandit saidB_Cooper said:





Merry Christmas, Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington.







back at ya Cletus




I don't think there was a Harry Potter character named Cletus. You going for a Simpsons thing there, Neville?