Your Favorite HipHop Skitz?

[rza]SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!![/rza]

in tearz. Even though they may be trying to be serious, when rza just start yelling that shit and screaming, I always crack up.

Some dude was trying to tell my friend the other day that Only Built for Cuban Lynx would have been an amazing album without the skits. Those are some of the finest skits. Dyeing wally's?!
 
the dating game on handsome boy white people.
dude's jay-z and rza impressions were on point.
 
the dating game on handsome boy white people.
dude's jay-z and rza impressions were on point.
Oh fuck how can I forget that one. Prince Paul is the funniest dude in all of Hip-hop, anybody ever check out the liner notes on that one Stetsasonic LP where he thanks the creater of undershirts?
 
"Your shirt looks like a dish rag."
"Your shirt looks like a curtain."
"Fisher Price my first Timberlands."

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IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHT,
SHIT GET GREASY
ONLY ONE MAN LEFT STANDING!
AND HE GOES. BY THE NAME. OF PEEDI.
PEEDI CRAKK! PEDRO.
EVERYBODY KNOWS
HE GOES FOR THE MONEY.
AIN'T A DAMN THING FUNNY!
FEEL THE PAIN
STATE PROP. CHAIN GANG.


WHAT!! GRRRRRRR...
 
YEAH CHECK IT OUT YAKNOWWHATIMSAYIN THIS SAAFIR YAKNOWWHATIMSAYIN KNOWWHATIMSAYIN
HEH... YAKNOWWHATIMSAYIN
CHECK THIS OUT DOGS I'M THROWIN A MOTHERFUCKIN SHOUT OUT TO MY MAN BOSS MAN YOU KNOW
(BODYBOBABY???)
KNOWWHATIMSAYIN STRAIGHT WEST SIDE 2-4, GHOST TOWN, ACORNS, CAMP-BELL, (3-4), INFIRMARY, POPLAR PARK, LOWER BOTTOM (ADAMS STREET BABY 2-3, 3-8...)
LIKE THAT... SO UH... LETTIN EM KNOW STRAIGHT FROM THE WEST BROTHER MAN KICK THAT SHIT

YEAH I'MA DROP THE JARGON ON THESE HOES MAN
REG MAN THESE HOES BE LIKE SAANI WHY YOU LOOK SO MEAN
ITS LIKE
BABY THAT'S LIFE KNOWWHATIMSAYIN BUT UH
CHECK THIS OUT UH... YOU LIKE FINE THAN A MOTHERFUCKER YOUKNOWWHATIMSAYIN
BUT UH... GET YOUR ASS UP OUTTA HERE MAN YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN
IT'S LIKE...
I'M BOUT TO BLAST YOUR ASS YOUKNOWWHATIMSAYIN
YOU DOG VAGINA ASS BEYOTCH
IT'S LIKE,
YOU FUCKED MY POTNA ALREADY I MEAN I CAN'T HAVE YOU
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE SOMETHING IS WRONG, YOU LIKE...
THE WAY YOU SMELL BOUT TO MAKE ME ERRL IT'S LIKE
YOU SMELL LIKE SEVEN DAY OLD MEAT I MEAN...
UH
OH SHIT I GOT A PAGE... OH... I GOTTA GO... SEE YOU LATER.... BYEBYE

YOOOUUU KNOOOOOW??
 
ayo keith get me another poptart..this movie`s great


i wish my cousin nad was here - he know these things nosorryidon`t



here`s something we thought we should mention,
ballheaded girls with extensions,
here`s something we thought you should know,
listen up it might make ya hair grow..



little derwin got something jenny could never do..lissssennn
 
I'm sorry, but the best skits ever are on KMD's first album, when they have the foreign language record clips as a character. It gets absolutely no better than those. If you haven't heard them, go download them since the CD is hard to turn up.
 
The "Get A Kit" skit on 8 Ball & MJG's "Living Legends" was the first skit in years to make me laugh out loud.
 
I'm sorry, but the best skits ever are on KMD's first album, when they have the foreign language record clips as a character. It gets absolutely no better than those. If you haven't heard them, go download them since the CD is hard to turn up.
Major cosign.

All the Mr Hood stuff is pure gold. Particularly Mr Hood Meets Onyx. "What size are your slippers? they are too small."
 
Two that stand out in my mind are the aforementioned Dela Soul Is Dead skits and The Fugees Chinese restaurant skits. Those cracked me up.