Your Favorite HipHop Skitz?

"Sittin in the harris county jail spending all my little time..."

"I don't participate in that self-rape..."

"You hoes can not fade street militaraaaaaay..."

"Just put the gottdamn armor-all on the tires..." (r&b, but damn funny)
 
I like that little skit at the beginning of "Burn Hollywood Burn".

Butcept I replace "Driving Miss Daisy" with "Crash" in my private Flav garden.

I also love how you can hear Chuck D spit while he says "Smell the smoke from all around." Authentic.
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One that was classic was the KungFu chinese restaurant skit in Fugees The Score.
 
ghostface...pretty tony intro. classic.

ayo ghost they got a new insurace company out there man called AFLAC with a fucking duck

i hear ya bro....stop eatin that pork
 
One that's bugged is from Ultra 'The Legacy Continues'. The intro skit to 'Bizarre' where Tim & Keith are at the zoo, and Keith is checking out the ass on the giraffe. The 'MC Everybody' skit on Black Moon 'Total Eclipse' is good too.
 
my all time favorite skit is the intro to 'life's a bitch' from Mac Dre. i love that the founder of the thizz movement went to jail for sticking up banks and pizza parlours. classic

the coup - piss on your grave skit in the middle, where he's at the national monument and starts peeing on george washington's grave is great

digital underground - jerkit circus. for obvious reasons

kool g rap's intro to 4 5 6. "Who got bank! Broke ass mufuckas!"
 
I'D RATHER BE PIMP-STRUTTIN' ON HOT BLACK TAR...
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other favorites:
- Juvenile- After Cash Money Concert
- the slum village skit when theyre rollin up to the club bumping Leo Sayer
 
i don't know if it's a skit or just a breakdown part, but when you overdid holmz you had too much to drink and the cop says "guns and roses dude" and the dude who overdid it holmz AKA had too much to drink is talmbout paula abdul.

also may not be technically a skit but how long have you been listening to the worlds famous?

i like the way you talk is the best thing I've ever heard

i like the way you talk

kool keith skits really are unfuggwittable though srsly comeon rat burger moosebumps whatever

i like the way keith talk man
 
"Call 1-800 5 Pee Pee 4 Doo Doo"
"Oh F*ck, there's a horse in the hospital"

The Group Home skit where dude says "F*ck That!" about 15 times, one after the next....

The Beatnuts shit where the chick calls and they put the donkey sound over her voice...

"Onyx tape, 3-9-9 my friend, come buy from me...no no no no!"
 
I'm sorry, but the best skits ever are on KMD's first album, when they have the foreign language record clips as a character. It gets absolutely no better than those. If you haven't heard them, go download them since the CD is hard to turn up.
Major cosign.

All the Mr Hood stuff is pure gold. Particularly Mr Hood Meets Onyx. "What size are your slippers? they are too small."
i was always fond of "your mother likes to visit the old churches"

peace, stein. . .
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Not THAT Michelle Leslie Brown from 225th St. that plays ball in the park
 
Vanilla Ice he's the best - I love his dances and his moves.........and plus his dances...
 
I love Gravediggaz - 360 Questions

"Yo RZA how many bites did it take you to chew your f*ckin arm off?"
*gun shot*