Your Top 5 Whitest Albums Of All Time

Da Vinylmentalist said:Anything by this rapper:





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I was gonna say EL-P too!... :-/
 
Macklemore is insane. I cannot believe how old I really am, when I'm like "um, Slug doing the 'we're-just-doing-our-own-thing double-retro-hiphop-historian-hiphop?' Again? Really?," and I'm met with blank stares.





And the stuff I'm referencing is probably the second or third wave of that.





Even making fun of rap archetypes is a tired move (black sheep dreamt that they were hard, slaughtahouse, PFAC, etc). And those are just the first ones I heard...





It's crazy to me:





Even joking how you know EXACTLY when the drums are coming in, or the a capella breakdown, or which changes are coming where--even that's been done too much.





Shit is insane.





STILL AND YET:


e-discussing the merits of joke-rap and its subject matter is the bastion of the old nerd. Always has been. I will try my hardest to ignore it all!





(not fooling anyone, but still)





Cornball Macklemore has surpassed cornball Mixalot as Seattle's biggest rapper. Deal with THAT, authentic-police!
 
Fred_Garvin said:The White Album.





(someone had to say it)




What's white about The White Album? Nothing.
 
bassie said:Am I latte pass on this?










seems to me there's a new overlyearnestshitsandwich of a rap song every day from this guy. somebody pls stop him.
 
He makes a good case for just because you are saying things in a rhyming manner, it doesn't make it rap. He's a pop music guy imo.
 
I swear, this dude is one dirty look from a black woman away from rapping about the advantages of having a tiny white penis.