31yo. Male and still a virgin..

and now, roll this thread's ending credits to the sound of Whitney Houston's "Greatest love of all"
 
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"LEARRRRRRRRRRRRNING TO LOVE..MYSELF...."
 
Hi guys/girls/BATMONs:
I'm not trying to make this into a "who is in the worst situation" contest. I couldn't get around my own problems for 22 long years and that's gotta say something. Just a little empathy can get anybody a long way. Like mourning, if someone never gets the credit for pain felt they will get stuck in this mourning-face ever seen that? I don't have a sister/brother I see, spoke to 1 of my family members 8 years ago, barely see friends because they all have this "I only roll with winners" mentality. I'm just saying.. 2 Whomever still doubting I'm for real or not I don't care. I don't have the energy to put up with that anyway because I'm tired..

Anyway this is a fun diggin' forum, Thanks for all the great and helpful comments >everyone! You always make me laugh. I think I'll just let this one bleed to death, had my share of attention, should last me awhile, believe it or not I'm a pretty tough one when it comes to being alone.

 
Hey Almond,

And that brings me to another good point that I think was only lightly touched on in this thread....girls get lonely and sad too and have problems too...maybe you (orange yoghurt) should go look for a girl with similar problems as you....
I'll keep that in mind. Still on the bitching note again: Would a lonely girl not rather be with popular cool and sexy guys instead of being with another loser ?
 
Would a lonely girl not rather be with popular cool and sexy guys instead of being with another loser ?
The "lonely" girl herself doesnt have the game to attract the "popular" guy.

She wouldnt be lonely. Generally speakin'.

Not all women want the same dude. That's your fantasy. Not the reality.

Yes there are cats who thrive using Alpha-Male Tactics and there guys who thrive w/out that steez. It not a movie. There many gradations in human relationships.

You need to check American Splendor.
 
for real, orange yoghurt ...dont post on here again about this shit unless its to report youve taken some action. you got too many people sharing generously and being absolutely real and you keep saying "no no no yall dont understand how bad my situation is...why wont anyone help". everyone is helping... with great advice. we are all obviously showing you love. now hold up your end, literally: get off your ass. post back to tell us what proactive step you took. we are all rooting for you and you will make us feel great if we had an impact. you owe us.

no more whiny posts. your next post is a report back.
 
Ok lets start from the beginning.....


Any crushes when you were a teen?

Ever try to talk to a young lady?

Are there any ladies in your direct vicinity?
Can't you cant afford a hooker? I mean if you saved $1 a week over the last 22 years you could be paying your way thru an orgy right now..... Holland has some cheapo whores too dont they?.

But if that aint your thingand you say your face is all scared up, then you can try picking up ugly girls that are drunk... at least to get the ball rolling, cus your problem is two fold. 1. you havent had sex and 2. because you havent had sex you got no game/confidence/moves/instinct. So maybe there have been girls wanting to F*ck you but you couldnt see it, or felt you were too ugly etc.

And another thing, not all chicks like pretty boys, some like ruff and rugged dudes, so if you face is pretty scarred up I would make up some cool story for it...either some crazy accident (plane crash over brazil while delievring food to orphans) or say you went to war or if you meet grimey chicks tell them your an ex hitman/gfangsta dude that got acid thrown on you....whatever you think will interest the girl.... You got to sell what you got, and if you can add a bit of spin to it they might take the bait....


Then if you want a serious relationship/gfriend thingy I suggest you hook up with ex eczema sufferrs groups, imagine if there are giorls with simialr condition/predicament as yours.... maybe not neccesarily ugly but they feel they are and you might be able to connect on a human level with them cus you have something in common...

Or become a DJ.... I heard they always get laid!
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Ok lets start from the beginning.....


Any crushes when you were a teen?

Ever try to talk to a young lady?

Are there any ladies in your direct vicinity?
Can't you cant afford a hooker? I mean if you saved $1 a week over the last 22 years you could be paying your way thru an orgy right now..... Holland has some cheapo whores too dont they?.

But if that aint your thingand you say your face is all scared up, then you can try picking up ugly girls that are drunk... at least to get the ball rolling, cus your problem is two fold. 1. you havent had sex and 2. because you havent had sex you got no game/confidence/moves/instinct. So maybe there have been girls wanting to F*ck you but you couldnt see it, or felt you were too ugly etc.

And another thing, not all chicks like pretty boys, some like ruff and rugged dudes, so if you face is pretty scarred up I would make up some cool story for it...either some crazy accident (plane crash over brazil while delievring food to orphans) or say you went to war or if you meet grimey chicks tell them your an ex hitman/gfangsta dude that got acid thrown on you....whatever you think will interest the girl.... You got to sell what you got, and if you can add a bit of spin to it they might take the bait....


Then if you want a serious relationship/gfriend thingy I suggest you hook up with ex eczema sufferrs groups, imagine if there are giorls with simialr condition/predicament as yours.... maybe not neccesarily ugly but they feel they are and you might be able to connect on a human level with them cus you have something in common...

Or become a DJ.... I heard they always get laid!
. more great advice. especially the third paragraph. go with the mobster acid shit for shur
 
not all chicks like pretty boys, some like ruff and rugged dudes, so if you face is pretty scarred up I would make up some cool story for it...You got to sell what you got
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IF THIS PHOTO DON'T MOTIVATE YOU...
 
not all chicks like pretty boys, some like ruff and rugged dudes, so if you face is pretty scarred up I would make up some cool story for it...You got to sell what you got
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IF THIS PHOTO DON'T MOTIVATE YOU...
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I guess so. But Seal is "a cool afro-american" which I'm not. I do not have media-hyped status. Chicks digg status I hear.

Good night everyone!
 
No he had a long bloodline of ancestors who made cool music and do cool dances. I never saw Seal dance before btw.
You?
Now your really sounding like a European with these generalizations, not all africans are musical.........

YOU WILL NEVER GET IT... AND YOU WILL NEVER GET LAID IF YOU KEEP IT UP.

Do you know how ugly Barry White was????
James Brown???
Do you know that they will both go down in history as having legendary swagger??

Guess what i am the 50th person in this thread to tell you to stop feeling sorry for yourself and making excuses.