anonymous terds in the bathroom wastebasket (NRR)

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Quote:Quote:Quote: <b,121<b,121I love bidets. so refreshing.
 
Anyone ever seen a bowl full of terds with no toilet paper in it
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<b,121<b,121DISTURBING<b,121<b,121Wipe. Your. Ass.
 
Quote:<b,121<b,121<b,121I'd be willing to try a bidet, but considering the paper work I usually have to do make sure the job is done down there, I just can't see water doing the trick. <b,121<b,121<b,121Plus, how do you dry? Do you towel it off?
 
Quote:Quote:Quote:Quote: <b,121<b,121First time I ever saw a bidet in person was at my friend's parents' apartment. I walked out of the bathroom and asked my friend, "Hey, what is that thing in there? Horizontal urinal? Auxiliary toilet?" He explained what it actually was to me, and then, indulging the sense of humor or our inner 14-year-old, we started calling it the Anal Hydro-Probe. <b,121<b,121And that's my story about bidets. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the library and, probably, get swamped with paperwork afterward.
 
Quote:Quote:<b,121<b,121<b,121Gives a whole new meaning to "TPS reports" if you know what I'm sayin'.