if i were a dude i wouldn't wear cologne. i don't care for it, i just think being nice and clean smelling rules. and most of my home girls agree. cologne reminds me of my old uncle.
but then again i don't know what it's like for guys but if i were a dude, i would just be focused on making sure i was awesome. also probably my privates would be somewhere between six and eight inches length wise, and the gurth of a genetically modified cucumber available at whole foods. visit whole foods if you don???t know what i mean. i wouldn???t want to be too big to scare a girl, or too small to be made fun of behind my back. i would give every girl i ever came near an epic orgasm. i would eat healthy and not drink soda pop. and if i drove somewhere with a girl, i'd make sure she got inside safely before driving off. (but that bitch BETTER know the lean over ???door trick??? or she???s dead to me!)