God talks to Russell Wilson and tells him some really stupid shit

[HarveyCanal]

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25235343/russell-wilson-says-god-spoke-to-him-and-explained-super-bowl-interception

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25234446/russell-wilson-knew-he-wanted-to-date-ciara-is-practicing-abstinence

SMH.

 

[EL CHAMACO]

LOLZ!!... comedy gold.. guess he's got eyes on the white house..

 

[LazarusOblong]

Jeter-y.

 

[Fred_Garvin]

He might want to think about toning it down a bit.





Now for real entertainment, try Jose Canseco's Twitter feed, containing gems like:





If I shrink our Sun to the size of a grain of sand the milkly way would
still be as big as all of the land in north & south america combined— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) July 2, 2015

 

[volumen]

At least we know who's fault it was.

 

[djtopcat]

God:


"That was Satan that told you to pass on the one yard line you dummy! I said give the ball to Lynch"

 

[JATX]

Fred_Garvin said:He might want to think about toning it down a bit.





Now for real entertainment, try Jose Canseco's Twitter feed, containing gems like:





If I shrink our Sun to the size of a grain of sand the milkly way would
still be as big as all of the land in north & south america combined— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) July 2, 2015







Never knew Canseco was a stoner.


Just did a wiki search on the man and his criminal record reveals him to be a scumbag. B/w re: to the documentary I just read about on Wiki, that he made about quitting steroids: Are they that hard to kick? Never associated a 'roid jones being on the same level as "real" drugs.

 

[JectWon]

"And on the third step God says to me, 'I'm using you ... I want to see how you respond. But most importantly, I want them to see how you respond.'"

Hahaha...I love it.





"Oh, those starving children dying around the globe?...Oh, bone cancer in kids?....Oh, 60 million displaced peoples around the world due to their homes being swept up in war and massacre?....Yeah, fuck that shit...I'm trying to help you throw this interception right now"...

 

[DB_Cooper]

JectWon said:

"Oh, those starving children dying around the globe?...Oh, bone cancer in kids?....Oh, 60 million displaced peoples around the world due to their homes being swept up in war and massacre?....Yeah, fuck that shit...I'm trying to help you throw this interception right now"...

That shit is straight Christmas shoes.

 

[JectWon]

DB_Cooper said:JectWon said:

"Oh, those starving children dying around the globe?...Oh, bone cancer in kids?....Oh, 60 million displaced peoples around the world due to their homes being swept up in war and massacre?....Yeah, fuck that shit...I'm trying to help you throw this interception right now"...

That shit is straight Christmas shoes.










Haha, classic. I fucking adore that bit...





My post is actually a blatant bite of Stephen Fry...this shit is hilarious if you haven't seen it, yet:

 

[LaserWolf]

DB_Cooper said:JectWon said:

"Oh, those starving children dying around the globe?...Oh, bone cancer in kids?....Oh, 60 million displaced peoples around the world due to their homes being swept up in war and massacre?....Yeah, fuck that shit...I'm trying to help you throw this interception right now"...

That shit is straight Christmas shoes.










Funny.