Help Strut PT II

[disco_che]

keithvanhorn said:


To make a long story short, I'm very successful and this causes me to be suspicious of the intentions of the women I date. This particular woman had me bankroll her failed entertainment career and then seemingly lost interest in me at the exact moment I pulled the plug on her ATM (me). Anyway, one night around this time, I headed over to her place for some drinks and a dip in the jacuzzi. Let me first set the stage by telling you that throughout the course of our relationship, SHE ALWAYS BLEW ME BEFORE THE JACUZZI. However, on this particular night, she fell asleep before I even got my feet wet. As you can imagine, I was livid and screamed at her for being a whore, cunt and a goldigger. Now she acts like I'm a madman and won't take my calls.







Pure :comedy_gold:





I printed my favorite lines bold. Capslock was a good move,too. More!

 

[HarveyCanal]

If a woman leaves her panties at your place, do you wash them before returning them?

 

[pickwick33]

HarveyCanal said:If a woman leaves her panties at your place, do you wash them before returning them?




Why can't you just WEAR them?

 

[volumen]

HarveyCanal said:If a woman leaves her panties at your place, do you wash them before returning them?




Of course not, you want them to stink so you can reminder her what a dirty hoe she is before she blows you the next time. Your just going to burn the house down after that anyhow. Dirty panties burn just as good as clean ones.

 

[Almond]

Keith, the problem began whe


n you opened your wallet. We all know she can't sing and everyone knows that oral sex ruins your vocal chords (Wiki it). You were basically paying for expensive blow jobs the whole time. You wasted money you could have taken the kids to Disneyland with and now you have to explain to the youngins why the jacuzzi is so dirty. You shouldn't have called her a whore because you were enabling her by acting as her john/sugar daddy. Men, stop paying for shut. I'll pick out my own makeup bag. Better yet, a pink makeup train case I can take the shelves out of and put 45s in.

 

[mannybolone]

I feel bad for Jodie Foster. Her new movie is never going to see the light of day (besides, possibly, on DVD).

 

[batmon]

Almond said:Men, stop paying for shut. .




Yeah right

 

[vintageinfants]

keithvanhorn said:Ladies of the strut,





I recently got in an argument with my (ex)girlfriend who also happens to be the mother of one of my children. Please tell me if I was off base in how I acted.





To make a long story short, I'm very successful and this causes me to be suspicious of the intentions of the women I date. This particular woman had me bankroll her failed entertainment career and then seemingly lost interest in me at the exact moment I pulled the plug on her ATM (me)...............




sounds like the time chandler paid for joey's headshots on friends. watch the dvd and call me in the morning.