Help Strut PT II

[keithvanhorn]

Ladies of the strut,

I recently got in an argument with my (ex)girlfriend who also happens to be the mother of one of my children. Please tell me if I was off base in how I acted.

To make a long story short, I'm very successful and this causes me to be suspicious of the intentions of the women I date. This particular woman had me bankroll her failed entertainment career and then seemingly lost interest in me at the exact moment I pulled the plug on her ATM (me). Anyway, one night around this time, I headed over to her place for some drinks and a dip in the jacuzzi. Let me first set the stage by telling you that throughout the course of our relationship, SHE ALWAYS BLEW ME BEFORE THE JACUZZI. However, on this particular night, she fell asleep before I even got my feet wet. As you can imagine, I was livid and screamed at her for being a whore, cunt and a goldigger. Now she acts like I'm a madman and won't take my calls.

I guess I might have overreacted, but who was in the wrong here?

 

[fishmongerfunk]

she obviously baited you and made you act that way. i say burn the house down, but make her blow you first.

 

[G_Balliando]

This thread is already awesome.

 

[dwyhajlo]

Huey Lewis fan

 

[smoking_robot]

What kind of entertainment we talking about here?

 

[volumen]

Dude, it's you.





Yes, she took advantage of you but then you showed up for a "you owe me" blow and freaked when you didn't get it.





You shouldn't even be hanging out with her if she's that kind of person. Plus, your basically saying you owe me because of the money I spent so just go to a hooker and you'll get what you pay for.





B/W every argument should end with "I'm going to burn the house down, but you'll blow me first" and women just need to modify to "you'll eat me first". This should bring about the apocalypse in no time. Or , stop all fighting as we'll all realize how silly we are.

 

[batmon]

asshole move

 

[keithvanhorn]

batmon said:asshole move




You must be a Jew

 

[batmon]

haha......





Im surprised at your behavior though......a little.

 

[sabadabada]

Did you deserve a blowjob?

 

[volumen]

keithvanhorn said:batmon said:asshole move




You must be a Jew




Hey, at least the girls we pull this on have sugar tits!

 

[keithvanhorn]

sabadabada saidid you deserve a blowjob?




You must have missed the part where I said I was very successful.

 

[nzshadow]

sell your house, beg your ex-wife to take you back and move to the outback where you can drink as much as you like,.





bunus: no jews in outback.





God bless.

 

[DJ_Enki]

volumen said:

a "you owe me" blow

 

[Reynaldo]

Knock her teeth out. Break her spirit.

 

[pimlicosquirrel]

add more rap hands to the situation

 

[Grandfather]

The whore part was a bit out of line man. Send her flowers with an apology note and perhaps a makeup bag.

 

[batmon]

 

[pickwick33]

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Rinse out yo' mouth, and you'll get blowjobs galore!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hogginthefogg]

Grandfather said: and perhaps a makeup bag.