jon lovitz kicked andy dick's ass

You think I don't appreciate art? You think I don't understand fashion? You think I'm not hip? You think I'm pathetic? A nerd? A lard-ass fat-so? You think I'm shit? Well, you're wrong, 'cause i'm champagne, and you're shit. Until the day you die, you, not me, will always be shit.
I finally watched that movie (Happiness) all the way through last week -- and while it was pretty risque, man I could have gone without all the pederast stuff. Sure, it was a realistic portrayal -- those sicks fucks also have a "good side," but I felt so creeped out by the end.

I felt like I was going to end up on the some FBI watch list because of that movie. It's a great movie but who would finance something like that?
I have no idea what he actually looks like but on 3 seperate occasions I've been asked if I'm Todd Solenz's son
 
You think I don't appreciate art? You think I don't understand fashion? You think I'm not hip? You think I'm pathetic? A nerd? A lard-ass fat-so? You think I'm shit? Well, you're wrong, 'cause i'm champagne, and you're shit. Until the day you die, you, not me, will always be shit.
I finally watched that movie (Happiness) all the way through last week -- and while it was pretty risque, man I could have gone without all the pederast stuff. Sure, it was a realistic portrayal -- those sicks fucks also have a "good side," but I felt so creeped out by the end.

I felt like I was going to end up on the some FBI watch list because of that movie. It's a great movie but who would finance something like that?
I have no idea what he actually looks like but on 3 seperate occasions I've been asked if I'm Todd Solenz's son
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You think I don't appreciate art? You think I don't understand fashion? You think I'm not hip? You think I'm pathetic? A nerd? A lard-ass fat-so? You think I'm shit? Well, you're wrong, 'cause i'm champagne, and you're shit. Until the day you die, you, not me, will always be shit.
I finally watched that movie (Happiness) all the way through last week -- and while it was pretty risque, man I could have gone without all the pederast stuff. Sure, it was a realistic portrayal -- those sicks fucks also have a "good side," but I felt so creeped out by the end.

I felt like I was going to end up on the some FBI watch list because of that movie. It's a great movie but who would finance something like that?
I have no idea what he actually looks like but on 3 seperate occasions I've been asked if I'm Todd Solenz's son
happi-pleasantville-9842.jpg
quality zing
 
kind of long but here is Jon Lovitz teling Dennis Miller about beating up Dick

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/071707_lovitz.mp3
GENIUS!

I think I could watch an entire hour tv re-enactment of the whole setup over 10 years, concluding with the face-beating, with Lovitz narrating the story. Sell that one to E!
am i missing something? where does it say in that clip that it was a set up?
i'm not saying it was a setup, i'm just saying make a show that drags out the whole back story to the fight, with dramatic re-enactments and everything.
 
am i missing something? where does it say in that clip that it was a set up?
i'm not saying it was a setup, i'm just saying make a show that drags out the whole back story to the fight, with dramatic re-enactments and everything.

oh i thought you and rootless were implying it was on some Andy Kaufman vs Jerry Lawler shit, which i did entertain
 
am i missing something? where does it say in that clip that it was a set up?
i'm not saying it was a setup, i'm just saying make a show that drags out the whole back story to the fight, with dramatic re-enactments and everything.

oh i thought you and rootless were implying it was on some Andy Kaufman vs Jerry Lawler shit, which i did entertain
I'd like to see Andy Dick vs. Robbie Lawler.