Movie quotes you find yourself repeating

"Just cos we're bereaved doesn't make us f*ckin' saps!"

"Is there a Ralph's around here?"
I think of how I can work in either of these whenever I hear or see the word 'receptical'.

Unfortunately, the "Ralph's" reference is missed on anyone who has never lived in the West.
 
matter of fact, I say a lot of shit from that sequence.

"8 year olds, dude."

"I'll stick it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes.... CLICK."
 
(loudwizard's avatar-related) don't get me started on Spinal Tap.

"What could be more black and answer is, none more black"

"Don't touch it. Don't even look at it."

and often with my brother (who's a musician) i'll bust out "the saddest of all keys, D minor."


And one of my favorite lines from the Warriors is when that dude from the Orphans yells "We're gonna RAIN on you, Warriors!" It's too bad those guys go out like bitches because that's such a great line. I don't say it per se, but I try to use the phrase "rain on" with that meaning whenever I can.
 
Haha... speaking of spinal tap.

"I'll tell you what we're gonna have to do."

"what?"

"jazz odyssey!"


This is fun to whip out on digging trips
 
When explaining to an overly inquisitive intern as to why something was why it was...

"This is not Nam, Smokey... there are rules."
 
Pretty much any 15 minute segment of The Big Lebowski.
ditto

also

"Well, the world needs ditch-diggers too." and "Looks good on you, though!"

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the most useful quote from Caddyshack, especially for parents, is "you will get nothing and like it!"
 
Quoting any movie, except Scarface, is pretty white...
La Bamba is an exception too, but you have to Mexican to quote that.

Empanadamn and I say so. "She wasn't my first and she won't be my last" - Bob from La Bamba
I use that quote a lot.
 
Pretty much any 15 minute segment of The Big Lebowski.
ditto

also

"Well, the world needs ditch-diggers too." and "Looks good on you, though!"

caddyshack09b.jpg

the most useful quote from Caddyshack, especially for parents, is "you will get nothing and like it!"

"Elihu?? Will you loofah my stretch marks??"
 
Yup. Lebowksi and Anchorman are endlessly quotable. I've been known to bust out "Shut the F*ck UP, DONNIE!" at random moments.

I also drop this from time to time:

"It just goes to show that just because someone is really really good-looking, doesn't mean they can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."
Step Brothers had endless quotes as well.

My favorite of the moment which I have been using often
"You know what really gets my dick hard? Helping my friends."
 
Some John Waters' lines I have found myself repeating:

"Will you keep it down? I'm tryin' to IRON in here!" - Hairspray

"The life of a heterosexual is a dull and boring life!" - Female Trouble

"Not on Christmas!" - Female Trouble

"Chip, you know how I hate the 'brown' word" - Serial Mom
 
I say "you don't F*ck with the jesus mang" often about religious shit...

Haha. I like "Joo ready to get fucked, mang?" because you can use it in a lot of instances.
 
i use "i didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck" a lot. as in "i didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that they could charge me $120 to install my cable."
 
"She wants to suck your penis. It's a good thing. The best."

b/w

"We shouldn't be blocking his cock. We should be guiding his cock."
 
I say "you don't F*ck with the jesus mang" often about religious shit...

Haha. I like "Joo ready to get fucked, mang?" because you can use it in a lot of instances.
"YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY BABY!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"