Official Olympics 2012 thread

motown67 said:The U.S-China beach volleyball match was pretty amazing today.




I can't wait until the gold medal match...so they can stop airing beach volleyball.
 
I actually like it. I have no idea why they have cheerleaders and play rock music during actual play, but I like the sport itself. Now synchronized swimming ...
 
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If beach volleyball is good for Wilt, it's good for me
 
Rockadelic said:





In 2016 they can fit the dude with bionic springs and he can win the high jump......hell, maybe even the pole vault.




Personally I'm pretty excited about the day when someone with bionic limbs wins a medal in the Olympics.





After the inevitable backlash and hand wringing I foresee a future where able bodied athletes start getting bionic enhancements to shave off those extra milliseconds. Public opinion will be taken regarding legality and, before you know it, the Cyborg Olympics will be born. Who wouldn't welcome a games where the shooting events are performed with bionic eyes rather than tiresome laser pistols and velodrome events where, instead of the bike mechanics in the middle of the track, you have athletes in Universal Soldier style rows being brought out of stasis for the race.
 
Was done yar ago in Judge Dredd.





IIRC, Nikolai Zlich (with bionic legs) was shot from the crowd, allowing the yank (with a streamlined skull) to take the win. War ensued (a team contest) with JD coming up trumps for Mega City 1 (AKA Team America f**k yeah!).





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if I had a pound for every pipedream I had that was already realised by 2000AD..........





So did Dredd weep when he got his gold? I guess it'd be hard to tell if this was still in the days when he was always helmeted.





Holding it on the moon is a touch of genius though - I hadn't even got that far in the thought process.
 
Junior said:So did Dredd weep when he got his gold?




No medals for War. To save the cost of human life, they had agreed the Sov-Bloc and Mega City 1 sides would settle their differences through a "Game" of war which was, IIRC, 5-a-side Painball-style, but with real guns. II also RC (and I am R-ing from about 32 years ago) the MC1 Ray-Guns were ineffective and JD did the biz close-range.





He then got a mic shoved in his face and, to his credit, ranted to the world that there were no winners and all war is stupid (but with more gravitas than how Boy George said this).





Heavy message for the kids.
 
No-one got owt to say about the Hoy and Sanchez blubfests?





Sanchez in particular, never seen a grown man cry so hard and for so long.





Why must he cry?





Stereotype alert: temperamental latin.





And no talk this time around about why swimming is racist.


What gives?
 
Good article on derny man Peter Deary today in the on-line New York Times.





Dude, bike, outfit are one of the Games highlights IMO.
 
Indeed. While there's always the danger that introducing an additional competitive and professional edge to a sport will taint its purity, I'd like to nominate Derny racing as an official sport for the next Olympics.
 
skel said:Sanchez blubfest




He must cry for his gran wot raised him. The pre-race news of her death harshed his mellow 4 years ago and he choked. He promised he'd win the next one for her. Ran with her photo stuffed down his vest. I hope my grandkids feel the same about me one day.





Sanchez ??? who had the word ???Abuela??? (Grandmother) stitched into his spikes ??? produced a photograph of his grandmother from his vest after crossing the line and kissed it before breaking down in tears.





The US-born hurdler later sobbed uncontrollably as he stepped up to collect his medal ??? the first time he had registered a podium finish at any major championships since 2007.





Sanchez later wept again as he recalled the dark day in Beijing four years ago when he had learned of his grandmother???s death.





???When I got the news my grandmother had died I cried all day and I wasn???t sure I would run but I did and failed to make it out of the heats,??? said Sanchez.





???I made a promise that day that I would win a medal for her ... it took me four years.





???I brought a picture of her to the Games and kept it under my bed and then brought it out for the final.





???I???ve been very emotional all week wanting to keep my promise but after 14 years at the top I had so many races under my belt since my first major championships the 1999 worlds I didn???t know whether I had it in me.





???It???s just an amazing feeling. Then when I was on the podium and it started raining it felt like my grandmother was crying tears of joy.





???The day she died in Beijing it broke my heart,??? Sanchez said. ???That???s why I ran with the picture close to my heart.???





Sanchez???s victory was as unexpected as it was dramatic.





No-one had given the veteran a chance of upsetting Javier Culson, the brilliant Puerto Rican who has been unbeaten all year.
 
Junior said:I'd like to nominate Derny racing as an official sport for the next Olympics.




makes more sense then having Equestrian Dressage in there. Someone please tell me how this is an Olympic sport
 
Risingson said:Junior said:I'd like to nominate Derny racing as an official sport for the next Olympics.




makes more sense then having Equestrian Dressage in there. Someone please tell me how this is an Olympic sport




I wont defend any equestrian competition as an olympic sport.





But I want to say that dressage has gotten an unfair rap in the USA as an elitist sport, the same way wind surfing did 8 years ago.
 
mannybolone said:rootlesscosmo said:and yo: SPITZ.





Dude competed in and won all the same events as Phelps (he has fewer medals cause there were fewer events in his era).





Plus dude did it with a bushy stache, full chest hair, and no swim cap.





His name alone is worth a medal.





GOAT.




THe problem with Spitz though is that he retired so (relatively) young. WIth Phelps, his domination of the sport has lasted at least eight years. If Spitz had only come back in '76...




Phelps turned pro before his first olympics.


Spitz had to give up olympic glory to earn a living.
 
Risingson said:LaserWolf said:


Fuck Phelps.


Phelps think he is better than Ali because there was only one medal for Ali to win in his weight? Apparently he does.










99% of swimmers can only concentrate on one stroke at one or two distances. The fact Phelps can compete at Freestyle, Butterfly & IM at multiple distances across 3 Olympic games at the highest level is truely remarkable. If you know swimming you know, otherwise I guess ignorance is bliss.


Just going on Olympic accomplishments I really can't see how anyone can honestly argue against Phelps being the greatest Olympian ever.





I say fuck Seb Coe. When asked if Phelps was the greatest of all time he answered no & just rattled off a whole host of Brits he thought were better. I have no doubt if there were a Union Jack next to Phelps' name he'd have said yes




This is a great argument for Phelps as the greatest swimmer.


Or greatest current male swimmer.





It is not an argument for greatest Olympian.





Bolt is the fastest man on earth. Ever. I think that gives him as much a claim for greatest Olympian.





I don't think that having the most medals makes an athlete (or a country) the greatest. But that's just me.