PatheticPaul [twitter-related]

[vintageinfants]

i had no idea where to post this so it's getting it's own thread.

i haven't laughed this hard at pretty much anything in a great many months..........


http://twitter.com/#!/PatheticPaul

 

[Hotsauce84]

With this and that other link a bunch of Strutters found hilarious I'm starting to think it's MY sense of humor that's broken.





I read all these and didn't even chuckle slightly.

 

[vintageinfants]

Herm said:With this and that other link a bunch of Strutters found hilarious I'm starting to think it's MY sense of humor that's broken.





I read all these and didn't even chuckle slightly.

 

[herbacios tweed]

Herm said:I read all these and didn't even chuckle slightly.




yeah you're not alone. they're all mildly ok but written in the style of that douchebag does this ellipsis meme.





the author will surely have a $2MM CBS sitcom spec script offer by Friday.

 

[Horseleech]

I've heard that this feed is totally bogus and that it is actually a really hot 18 year old girl.

 

[soulmarcosa]

Totally biting Neil Hamburger's style.

 

[Almond]

vintageinfants said:i had no idea where to post this so it's getting it's own thread.





i haven't laughed this hard at pretty much anything in a great many months..........








http://twitter.com/#!/PatheticPaul




It's rather depressing, actually.

Get first phone call in weeks... Blockbuster asking me to return "Marley and Me"

Cute girl sent me link of guy she says I look like... He's ugly.

Buy noise canceling headphones... Nothing to cancel.

Feel warm and fuzzy inside after drinking alcohol... So this is what love feels like.

Some of this stuff seems fabricated for the sake of the Twitter feed, while some of his self-observations are actually pretty keen ("Drive down street looking for address... Turn down radio"). If this Pathetic Paul character is at all real, I hope he conquers his pron addiction and gets to the gym before the frozen food dinners do him in.

 

[TheeeCasualMale]

It's all about http://twitter.com/TeenDad13

 

[Hotsauce84]

I'm pretty sure it's a given that this is just someone trying to have a little fun and get a little fame on the internet. He's no Steven Wright, that's for sure. Shoot, even that fake "escaped cobra" account was funnier than this.

 

[DJBombjack]

soulmarcosa said:Totally biting Neil Hamburger's style.










Saw this guy do stand-up once.





Terrible.

 

[TheKindCromang]

DJBombjack said:soulmarcosa said:Totally biting Neil Hamburger's style.










Saw this guy do stand-up once.





Intentionally Terrible.

 

[mattB]

agree with the thread author. many of these are hilarious.

 

[mattB]

Almond said:Some of this stuff seems fabricated for the sake of the Twitter feed, while some of his self-observations are actually pretty keen ("Drive down street looking for address... Turn down radio"). If this Pathetic Paul character is at all real, I hope he conquers his pron addiction and gets to the gym before the frozen food dinners do him in.

I pray you're not serious...

 

[tokyobeats]

Pathetic Paul said:The Snooze Button... The only thing I tap.

 

[funky16corners]

TheKindCromang saidJBombjack said:soulmarcosa said:Totally biting Neil Hamburger's style.










Saw this guy do stand-up once.





Intentionally Terrible.




Still terrible.

 

[vintageinfants]

Pathetic Paul said:"Told to bring Friends to party. Show up with all 10 seasons".

 

[Brian]

painfully unfunny

 

[youknowyouknow]

www.twitter.com/blakebutler -- some of you guys may find his tweets heart breakingly funny

 

[herbacios tweed]

youknowyouknow said:www.twitter.com/blakebutler -- some of you guys may find his tweets heart breakingly funny

Sep 1


i only like rappers whose myspace pages crash my browser





Nov 19


Raekwon's booking agent has an AOL email address, real talk

now that's some shit