Pffffffffffftttthahahahahahah

For the benefit of suckers like me who can't listen to any audio while at work: What does she say?
she says paris is goign to jail in a couple days... then she says they are going to give her special treatment to make her feel more comfortable, they are going to paint the bars to look like penises. then she goes on to say "i'm just worried that she's gonna break her teeth on those things."
 
For the benefit of suckers like me who can't listen to any audio while at work: What does she say?
she says paris is goign to jail in a couple days... then she says they are going to give her special treatment to make her feel more comfortable, they are going to paint the bars to look like penises. then she goes on to say "i'm just worried that she's gonna break her teeth on those things."

YEAH BUT....



Jack Nicklson's reaction > [Hilton's reaction + the actual joke]
 
Yo, Sarah Silverman could at least play Safety on my team. Check out those broad shoulders!!!!!

That was pretty tepid. I'm sure it being MTV and all everyone was in on the joke.
 
Yo, Sarah Silverman could at least play Safety on my team. Check out those broad shoulders!!!!!

That was pretty tepid. I'm sure it being MTV and all everyone was in on the joke.
No way man... You need to see her in person. She is strikingly beautiful. I thought they were trying to make her look like a a much better looking Amy Winehouse last night. She is fucking dope. Hands down...
 
Yo, Sarah Silverman could at least play Safety on my team. Check out those broad shoulders!!!!!

That was pretty tepid. I'm sure it being MTV and all everyone was in on the joke.
No way man... You need to see her in person. She is strikingly beautiful. I thought they were trying to make her look like a a much better looking Amy Winehouse last night. She is fucking dope. Hands down...
I didn't say she didn't have maybe a pretty face or some other striking features. But you can't lie, she's got broad shoulders. I'd blap.
 
She came to my campus a couple of weeks ago.

Smoked a bowl with her after the show. Real nice girl.

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i don't think the joke was that funny or creative, but it was pretty ballsy cold.

the funniest part was totally jack nicholson's reaction. the very definition of schadenfreude