POST YOUR BEST BAND NAME IDEAS

When my last band started I was on a mission to name the band Sussudio, I had three people on board but the drummer wouldn't be convinced. I should have overridden his dumb drumming ass because Sussudio is the best name for a hardcore band ever. When people ask you the name of your band and you say "Sussudio" you can watch a whole wave of recognition, revulsion, and then realization of how great it is wash over people's face. I'm always going to be salty we didn't go with it.





I did get to go with my second choice, Miscegenator, which I feel is still pretty solid. Especially since our band has 3 of four members in mixed race marriages.
 
Mitch & The Mustache Ryders


TV On The Internet


As Seen On The Interweb


Sax 5th Avenue (All sax band)


Felonious Fonk


Galt ThaHermit


Personal Ballwasher


Real World Maneuvers


Bell-less Mardi Gras


Unmatched Bass Purity


> Or = 99 Crates


Frick Tracy


Archie and Veronica Chalkwater


Don Latinoman


Skull Affixers


R.A.E.R.


De La Bowl


Junkshot















 
THE MOPS™


Tundra


The Ancient Blades


The Savage Swords (Ancient Blades tribute)


The Deep End


Cagefighter (I guess at least one of the band would need to be a cagefighter and fols Rasta)


Mudskipper ("Purty Mouth" NOLA bumpkin steez)


Linchpin


Reallee O'Reilly (Cute LA acoustic Lana Del Ray copycat act)


Mountaintop


Clean In Half


Copperhead (like Cagefighter, but with a ginger fols Rasta, like a Mick Hucknall with tatts and charisma)


Underminer (just because I watched "The Incredibles", but could have jailbait connotations)


Flatpack


Baptism of Fire


Mötörböat (Mötörhead tribute, printed across a plunge-neck T over a substantial cleavage)


UMLAUT (Kruatrock tribute jamband)
 
J i m s t e r said:


UMLAUT (Kruatrock tribute jamband)




Dread Zeppelin style rastaman vibration UMLAUT tribute act:





BUMBAKLAUT
 
I saw this written in the back of #1's school book by one of his mates:





"IF YOU DON'T KNOW FLETCHER, YOU ARE A BUMBACLARK."





Me and Wifian LOLD real hard 'bout that one.
 
vintageinfants said:pants.




Local act here in PDX: Kpants.





Hell Toupe


Napoleon Blownapart


Too Much Posse


.k
 
The Fainting Slumlords (shoegaze)


O for Oomph (Funk classics played with tuba)


Spitting Midget (oi!)


Knickerfest (all-girl nu-metal)


Back for More (boy band)
 
leon said:The Fainting Slumlords (shoegaze)


O for Oomph (Funk classics played with tuba)


Spitting Midget (oi!)


Knickerfest (all-girl nu-metal)


Back for More (boy band)




:beerbang:





I can see Louis Walsh rubbing his thighs to "Back for More"





Glint (shoegaze)


Totally Tubalar (Funk classics played with tuba)


The Oxbloods (Oi!)


Gloryhole (all-girl nu-metal) [Probably been taken but no f*cking way am I googling *that* at work]


Post3rboyz (boy band, minimal 50% Narnia-passports)





Swipe (Grunge)


Three Legged Dog (Thrash)


Doublegrind (Thrash)


Sharkfishing (Thrash)


Frozen Dawn (Death/Hate metal)


Corpsepaint (Death/Hate metal)
 
This thread reminds of festival lineups; The People Under The Stairs being the only beacon.
 
J i m s t e r said:


The Oxbloods (Oi!)







Been done by a long-runnning skinhead band from Brooklyn. Back in the 90's they stood out because two of the members were Black, but I think those dudes are gone now.





https://www.facebook.com/pages/Oxblood/329807013795387