POST YOUR F*CKING PET PEEVES

-Piece of shit muthafuckahs who don't even have the fucking decency to say anything when I greet them as they enter my cafe. Fuck you scumbags.

-Worthless dumb muthafuckahs who start talking to me or ask me for help when I'm either clearly helping someone else or right in the middle of something else. These are usually the people who never tip too. Fuck off all of you.

 
-Piece of shit muthafuckahs who don't even have the fucking decency to say anything when I greet them as they enter my cafe. Fuck you scumbags.

-Worthless dumb muthafuckahs who start talking to me or ask me for help when I'm either clearly helping someone else or right in the middle of something else. These are usually the people who never tip too. Fuck off all of you.
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YES!

I feel you on those 100%. I worked in a restaurant for years.
 
Here's another one...

WHY do people with cellphones refuse to pick up calls from blocked numbers? What's gonna happen? is the phone going to explode or something? I have never owned a cell phone, someone please explain this phenomenon to me.
 
JP I didn't know you spoke Chinese and Japanese! Sik!
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whoa I read that as "JP I didn't know you spoke Chinese and Jamalski!"


Oh shit! I can't stop laughing. That is TOO damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have not talked to that foll in years. Jamal was ALWAYS on some comedy. We used to kick it in Portland, OR. when he and Cormac lived there. This was in the 80s and they were the "Bead Masters" They made these CRAZY big bead necklace medallion deals that were big at the time. Jamal would go to this famer's market on the weekends and sell bead necklaces to the locals. That foll would speak with a Patois accent the whole time and all the locals loved buying African beads from the Jamaican guy. LOL. Dude lives in France most of the year now and does jungle/drum & bass parties.

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damn I never noticed dude looks like an angry Iranian right there
holy phuck!!! jamalkski! no way hhaaha...i used to love that "border" song
 
when i work the door at s****h****r***** and folks try to weasel their way out of paying five fucking dollars. worst are the dudes who bitch for 10 minutes about five dollars then pull out a roll of 20s and 50s to finally pay
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FUCK YES! It's always the weekend warrior types. Dude yes..

Either that or the wannebe macks, which I find kinda funny. They're going to the club to floss and whatnot, and they're too cheap to come up off $5. They can eat a dick.

non-Patois speaking people who say "mon" in that way that no one but non-Patois speaking people do
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White guys with dreads.


too easy.


But too aggravating. It's especially bad when said whitey dreads with fake patois accents get on the mic at the club and won't shut the fuck up.
 
cosign on the:

- footpath dawddlers
- public transport/ street eating
- talking with food in yer mouth / hearing people eat



add:

- 'so called' dj's who are still playing micheal jackson or remixes of billy jean and the like
- chicks I work with getting overly 'girly' in the workplace, no I don't want to throw in some $$ to buy ****** a farewell teddy bear, they were a dud & have only been here like 4 months
 
some funny shit in here. i agree with most of it.

i work at the counter in a liquor store. and these are some of the things that get me riled up:

- cellphones at the counter. nevermind blabbing throughout the store and in line, but some fucks come up handing me their money still sqwaking. "How much?" told you once already asshole.

- NEXTELS (dont EVen get me started here!!!)

- paying with plastic on a 6-pack of Natty Ice.

- awkward small talk while waiting for the plastic to go through. "Hot enough for ya?" I turn up the radio.

- dummy hands you 50 Numbers tickets to scan to see if she has any winners. wow! $4 dollars, want the cash?

- scratch ticket retards during rush hour. in and out, side stepping to pick their next $2 ticket, while Johnny Stateworker's waiting to buy his 12th 16oz single of the day.

- cats taking a single beer out of a six pack when there's a whole fridge full of singles.

- handing me trash out of their cars to throw out.

- supermarket working regular who finds the freshest stock and digs it out to buy. smart thinking douchebag,. IT'S BEER, NOT FRUIT!!

- people asking to use the bathroom. okay, and then ill go to your work and piss in your bathroom? this one guy i said no to, left his merch on the counter and jetted.

- the owner calling mid rush only to ask "How's everything going?" ...are you serious bro.

- people that dont have their money out of their money holder (whatever it may be) when they approach. get that shit ready and move it along.

- people that take another 5 minutes organizing their moo0lah and putting it back into aforementined holder. again move it along.

- people that stop and read the newspaper on the counter.

and on a side not. i find it funny when cats take their penny change. but they'll take one out of the tray as soon as they need it.


ahhhh. i could prob go on. but this needs to soak in. if you find yourself commiting any of these heinous acts, i ask you please refrain.

goodnight.
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People who lick their finger before they turn the page. Did you wash the your finger before you licked it? This is probably how Swine Flu and the plague became epidemics. If your hands are that dry, use some lotion, for goodness' sake. Just stop licking things. You should have gotten this out of your system when you were a child. Srsly.
 
Almond said:People who lick their finger before they turn the page. Did you wash the your finger before you licked it? This is probably how Swine Flu and the plague became epidemics. If your hands are that dry, use some lotion, for goodness' sake. Just stop licking things. You should have gotten this out of your system when you were a child. Srsly.




People who still believe in "swine flu."





;-)
 
Herm said:Almond said:People who lick their finger before they turn the page. Did you wash the your finger before you licked it? This is probably how Swine Flu and the plague became epidemics. If your hands are that dry, use some lotion, for goodness' sake. Just stop licking things. You should have gotten this out of your system when you were a child. Srsly.




People who still believe in "swine flu."





;-)




Whatever the hell it was, unprotected licking caused it.
 
A few for me.





Totally capable youths taking the elevator for one floor up (I see it all day long) and I go green when they take it for one floor down!!!





People who stand on the left side of the escalator.





I don't ride a bike often. But people who stop or park in bike lanes.
 
Don't bring me bad news with a smile on your face.





Even if it's something minor, you don't have to share my pain, but don't go gritting your teeth in my face. It makes me feel like I'm being laughed at. Put some empathy in that shit. Even if it's just to tell me that the store ran out of Pop-Tarts.





I am not a volatile man, but there are two distinct times I nearly went off:





(a) a White Hen Pantry employee who gleefully told me that he couldn't give me change for my dollar





(b) a woman I was dating who told me that she was getting back together with her old boyfriend (this was over the phone, but she sounded just a little too happy, so I read her the riot act)





These are things I got over quickly - I eventually found four quarters and and another ladyfriend elsewhere - but I didn't need a laugh track.
 
-people who misuse "entitled", the book is entitled "blah blah". The book isn't entitled to anything, it's TITLED!





-douchebags who think their car is SO NICE that they feel they can park diagonally over 3 or 4 parking spaces. I assume they feel their shit is so much better than everyone elses ride that it needs to be protected from car cooties or something. Also, it is always some dime a dozen "luxury" car like a Lexus or an Escalade, cars that people with more money than taste buy. If you enjoy the finer things in life and feel the need to be separate from us plebians and drivers of lesser vehicles, the fuck you doing at Wendy's?
 
Used diapers left in parking lots when there is a trash can 50 feet away.....how the hell were you raised.





People who stop their cars, in the middle of the highway, under a bridge, during a rainstorm.





Folks who blow snot out of their nose onto the sidewalk, etc.....used to see this a lot in NYC but say it this weekend in Dallas......disgusting.





I'm very sorry that your child is autistic or has ADDDDDD but bringing them to a nice restaurant and making every other diner deal with their yelling, running around and general mayhem is not a good look.
 
The bicyclist who rides in the middle of the lane of a major thoroughfare going 20mph where there is a 55 mph limit.
 
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