Random Strut Memories aka ”The Good Ol' Days.”

LaserWolf said:#1 - Phill's essay on how steroids saved baseball. Wish I could find that now.





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Man, these testicularly challenged superweirdos were the only thing that pumped some life into the long dead sport known as major league baseball!!! Sosa, McGwire and Bonds pretty much saved the sport when they started bangin' roid juice into each other's ass cheeks and proceeded to turn warning track fly balls into mammoth tape measure home runs. Now everybody wants to come down on them and waste our tax dollars on congressional hearings and sh*t... what the hell for??? Those folls should be looked at as heroes. If they want to jeopardize their future health and the size of their balls in order to entertain us, I say LET THEM DO IT. F**k the record books, Babe Ruth and a lot of those other old time foolios amassed their stat totals back when my niggas were banned from playing, so how accurate are those totals, either? Not to mention all the greenie poppin' and line sniffin' that was done in the 60's and 70's. What about all the pitchers like Gaylord Perry who doctored the ball for their entire careers? You gotta put asteriks on the whole muthafackin' record book whether you wipe out the steroid freaks or not! So I say let Barry Bonds juice up until his head bursts open like a pinata... without the roids baseball is a DEAD SPORT.











By the way, Barry... that was a real bitch move yesterday. You let those folls know that they got you to crack... you ain't NEVER suppossed to let them know that they got to you! Suck it up and take it like a man, bitch.
 
rootlesscosmo said:superpoaster




THIS.





Hcrink and I had alot of fun on TEH STRUT that day.
 
Herm said:undertheradar said:I may be remembering this wrong but was it Alieniverson and the Kendricks People Hold On post?




I thought it was the Dude Dudestofferson Cosmo Baker.





'Member when we could buy people new names? I bought that one for Cosmo during Dudegate.




I dropped $10 bucks on renaming that dude from Minnesota "Mad Drama Teacher," who was a drama teacher.





He flamed out, and quit the strut in super melodramatic style.





Some of the best money I've ever spent.
 
Thirdstream making fun of crink in his mom's basement


TheMack rapping and advice column


Me Phi Mi roommate rage story


Dead husband on the couch's record collection story


Premier looking at soulstrut


Docbeezy's sexy boss wanting sexy sex


Fraudulent Thes One (Uno) bringing real Thes on here


Dizzy vs L 13


That musician/actor that Salma Hayek'd recently was pretty sweet


NOLA Heatrocks was amazing
 
what was that epic heavyweight bout? georges vs. amir? you never want to see good people draw blood, but that was some crazy shit to see unfolding on the screen





brix and the greencrates was amazing





dizzy getting fired for reading soulstrut at work
 
PUTO BONG BONG





LE TOUPE





HEAT ROCKS FOR KATRINA





BEEF WITH MARK B





PAP





MINGERING MIKE DISCOVERY





MEMORABLE FARTS





GUZZO ON BLIND DATE
 
??? Oldenstylehats vs Philahobo.


I think they were good friends who got into some fisticuffs at a club and that night or the day after Whitelily (where is she?!) got on here blastin' Oldenstyleformdiplo for instigating. That might've been deleted shortly after too.




yo that shit was a ridiculous night. we had this ongoing fight club thing going at the weekly night we'd spin at a bar. wes and i were punching each other in the face in the parking lot, no one else around. shit was retarded. then all of a sudden theres this homeless guy with a shopping cart asking us if we're all right. "yeah, were friends". "well. friends do that sometimes. can i get a dollar?" wes gives him a bill with blood all over it. then we drive to the end of whitelily's night at silkcity, and end up getting in a fight with the bartenders and "bouncers". wes lost a shoe, got bit on the foot and got banned from the club until he was famous. i lost my cell phone and broke the bartenders ribs when he rushed me when i was on the ground and i donkey kicked him. i didnt know him but we had friends in common who were mad at me for a year. that was pretty much the end of the unofficial fight club
 
guzzo blind date!!!!


formerdiplo jpeg cartoons. and keep in mind his name was formerformerdiplodocus cause he kept getting kicked off of ebay.





yo wha happened to breeze from baltimore?


or kingmoist?
 
jtoro had a great rant, maybe his first post, where he dissed everyone. then he stuck around





there have been finds that i'll always remember for some reason or other


herm catching woman is sweeter


soulmarco catching how funny can sex be stk


kevs psychedelic shopping cart
 
i think a dude Metalman came out of nowhere trying to get people to post pics of their girls. that shit was funnnnny
 
LokoOne said:Can we get some links? ;)




So much great stuff was lost in the crashes.





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I remember someone starting a thread capping on a newly-released comp of entry-level break tunes off rock records. The pile-on got steadily bigger, until I piped up; "Er, I put that comp together..." Cue a bunch of awkward retractions and embarrassed apologies as I broke down what an almighty ball-ache it had been to get even that handful of basics licensed and what an unsatisfying experience the whole thing had been.





Edan's drive-by Hayek on someone who claimed he'd been a dick to them in a record store was pretty good.
 
DocMcCoy said:Edan's drive-by Hayek on someone who claimed he'd been a dick to them in a record store was pretty good.




HAHA! That was SoulOnIce he dissed. Called him "mousey".
 
DRAGONS WITH UZIS was some of faux_rillz's finest work. That and his verbal sparring match with The_Mack after I posted the now infamous photo of faux in a pink shirt. "What, the linen blend got you chokin', son?"





Confession: I ghostwrote some of Puto Bong Bong's rhymes.