LaserWolf said:#1 - Phill's essay on how steroids saved baseball. Wish I could find that now.

Man, these testicularly challenged superweirdos were the only thing that pumped some life into the long dead sport known as major league baseball!!! Sosa, McGwire and Bonds pretty much saved the sport when they started bangin' roid juice into each other's ass cheeks and proceeded to turn warning track fly balls into mammoth tape measure home runs. Now everybody wants to come down on them and waste our tax dollars on congressional hearings and sh*t... what the hell for??? Those folls should be looked at as heroes. If they want to jeopardize their future health and the size of their balls in order to entertain us, I say LET THEM DO IT. F**k the record books, Babe Ruth and a lot of those other old time foolios amassed their stat totals back when my niggas were banned from playing, so how accurate are those totals, either? Not to mention all the greenie poppin' and line sniffin' that was done in the 60's and 70's. What about all the pitchers like Gaylord Perry who doctored the ball for their entire careers? You gotta put asteriks on the whole muthafackin' record book whether you wipe out the steroid freaks or not! So I say let Barry Bonds juice up until his head bursts open like a pinata... without the roids baseball is a DEAD SPORT.
By the way, Barry... that was a real bitch move yesterday. You let those folls know that they got you to crack... you ain't NEVER suppossed to let them know that they got to you! Suck it up and take it like a man, bitch.