parallax said:
Duderonomy said:
...it's like a squib that's been dampened when your favourite childhood wrestler, let's say Ultimate Warrior, has had a sex change complete with ovaries and uterus, and then broke his waters over said squib in readiness for the birth of his love-child with Jake The Snake Roberts.
Dude, WTF?!!?!
LMAO!
damp squib
English
Noun
damp squib (plural damp squibs)
A firework that fails to go off, due to wetting.
(idiomatic, by extension) Anything that doesn’t work properly, or fails to come up to expectations.
I was thinking about that thing that Warrior did when he shook the ropes - that would've been his labour routine.