Shingaling's great line about getting laid, etc.
I still maintain that Paychizzle is the real originator of this line, if only abstractly: Well in advance of Shingaling's emergence, dude checked some internut with something along the lines of "I have to leave this thread now, so I can stop by the studio, then go home and put my Ballys on, hit the club, and dance all night with pretty girls while drinking Grey Goose that I didn't have to pay for." Though not as concise as Shingaling's line, it packed infinitely more flavor.
In a similar vein, I'm ninety-nine percent sure that
seein people out in the world
is from Beano_with_Broccoli, and a hundred percent sure that it's "I be seeing people out in the world." Again, this was used to son someone, though I can't remember if the exact context was, like, "Don't try to talk tough, because I'll catch you in real life and see about that shit" or the slightly more benign "Don't try to lie about being That Guy, because I know people, and they tell me that this is not so." Either way, it was certainly some realness.