BING
"Scenario: power cut. Which DJ will still be spinning on battery power. The guy with the Corgi kit of course! This is for the original DJ Hero."
BANG
"Modern MP3s and CD decks? They're BULLSHIZZLE man compared to this original granddaddy-of-disco analogue-tech yellow mofo!"
BOOM
"I mean look at that happy* young man with the stripy t-shirt on the packaging. With that setup he looks like he gets tons of pussy! He must be touring all the mega clubs around the world by now, or totally burnt out with the superstar DJ lifestyle; either way this kit would've raised his game."