World Cup 2010 - Bastards Speak Up 2.0!!!

holmes said:dukeofdelridge said:HOW COME AUSTRALIA GETS TWO TEAMS (AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND) AND HOLLAND GETS TWO (NETHERLANDS AND DENMARK)? IS IT LIKE A CITY STATE THING? LIKE HOW ITALY WILL RECOGNIZE SAN MARINO FOR ONE WEEKEND SO THEY GET TWO FORMULA ONE RACES A YEAR? EUROS ARE SO EURO.





USA USA USA!!!!

USA has 2, it's just that you guys wanted all the glory & won't move to another group so Canada can qualify.




51ST STATE IS TOO BUSY WORRYING ABOUT SAVING THE WORLD ONE FIRE ESCAPE AT A TIME. ROTTEN TENDERBERRIES ARE A BAD TOPPING FOR GOOD OL AMURKAN APPLE PIE. THEY'VE BEEN LIVING OFF PAMELA ANDERSON FOR TOO LONG, AND DRAKE ISN'T HELPING THEIR CASE. THEY'RE STRICTLY SIDEMONEY AT THIS POINT, POCKET CHANGE IN QUAINT DENOMINATIONS...
 
nzshadow said:





New Zealand gets two teams because even though the Australians cant really play, the only way Russell Crowe will ever make the definative soccerball epic if he plays in an Australian jersey, and seeing as the world loves Russ, far be it from us to spoil the party.





Holland gets two teams: Holland and the Netherlands but since you fucking Americans cant tell them apart, the Netherlands plays as Denmark.




IT IS LIKE A CHESS MATCH. VERY NUANCED AND STRATEGERIC.





AND YOU CAN'T USE YOUR HANDS? WTF GAYBALL
 
ost said:





Man, with all due respect, there is no case to be made. USA is not a "soccersuperpower".




PLAESE 2 LIST ALL SUPERPOWERS





BE SURE TO INCLUDE FRANCE AND ITALY





OH WAIT





WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY???





USA USA USA!!!!!
 
dukeofdelridge said:I have troubles with the coach's son being on the team




Works for Slovakia.
 
pcmr said:honda has been impressive so far


CSKMoscow sitting on a goldmine




Definitely man of the match.


And sad to say, but Japan was the better team.


We didn't deserve to go to the 1/8 finals.


S??rensen (our keeeper) was looking shaky on those free kicks.
 
"The ball! Barry, the fucking ball!"


That was hilarious, and any England fan knows exactly how he feels.


I think against Algeria they should've had a camera on him every time James hoofed it long, I'm sure he got more and more pissed-off.





My version is of course "Use the fucking ball Lampard! Use the fucking ball you fat waste of space!"
 
That Hitler is brilliant too (right up to the part where he starts talking about Badiel & Skinner on the radio anyway).


"NEVER! Unless Fifa outlaws goalkeepers he (HESKEY) will never score!"


Crouch's lanky magic, Joe Cole, and John Terry STILL thinks he's the captain. :oh_snap: :snake:





I fucking LOL'd multiple times.


Thanks!
 
Everybody (on tv at any rate) is talking about whether Portugal will go through, or the Ivory Coast.





But if Portugal were to do Brasil, say, 1-0, and Ivory Coast beat Japan by a truck-load to up their goal difference, Brasil could be out, right?
 
Duderonomy said:But if Portugal were to do Brasil, say, 1-0, and Ivory Coast beat Japan North Korea by a truck-load to up their goal difference, Brasil could be out, right?




Ivory Cost need Brasil to beat Portugal and for ten goals to go in their favour to overcome Portugal's goal difference.





I don't think Brasil can go out even if they lose since they take head-to-head results before goal difference. I might be wrong about this.
 
bneil_something said:Duderonomy said:But if Portugal were to do Brasil, say, 1-0, and Ivory Coast beat Japan North Korea by a truck-load to up their goal difference, Brasil could be out, right?




Ivory Cost need Brasil to beat Portugal and for ten goals to go in their favour to overcome Portugal's goal difference.





I don't think Brasil can go out even if they lose since they take head-to-head results before goal difference. I might be wrong about this.




brasil has clinched
 
From the BBC web coverage:





The games aren't world-class, but how about this for breaking news chat: Germany legend Franz Beckenbauer has just told BBC Sport he thinks England will go out ON PENALTIES in Sunday's last-16 clash in Bloemfontein. Fabio - pin it up in the dressing-room, job done.
 
Uruguay's got an almost guaranteed pass to semi-finals at this point. Same thing for the leader of group H. Sh*t is gonna get hectic with the Germany-England winner's match
 
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