Zombies in Miami

[staxwax]

Gore is trending...





Hackensack man stabs self, accused of throwing intestines at police





Canada, too





Possible human foot sent to Canadian Conservative Party HQ





I read the miami face muncher had cocaine psychosis

Eugene was "growling like an animal as he swallowed pieces of flesh," before officers fired the initial shot, according to the New York Daily News. Following the initial shot, the suspect continued "chomping on the man's ears, nose and cheeks -- and even tried to gouge out his eyeballs," before cops fired several more shots. Eugene was killed at the scene.

Whether he swallowed or not, he definitely had bad table manners. Growling and chomping, smh.

 

[day]

Rockadelic said:day said:More wtf-ness...





http://deadspin.com/5549389/mushroom-tea-murder-man-removes-friends-still+beating-heart




This happened two months ago....dude was possessed by Satan.....no big deal.




Oh shit, 2 YEARS ago. I just heard about it today and grabbed the first link.

 

[dj_cityboy]

what kind of mushrooms are these dudes eating, i must admit that its been a long time since i ate some mushrooms and shit (8/9yrs), but damn man last time me and the homie from Alberta drank some mushroom tea on my back deck, we went and got lost in the woods and had a helluva time, it was like being in Empire Strikes Back, swear to god i saw ewoks that day...i surely didnt kill my friend though...





i guess saying that these dudes were trippin is an understatment...

 

[HarveyCanal]

He was snorting bath salts.

 

[staxwax]

eskay ???@nahright





got a hungry lawyer that'll eat the case and a nigga down in Miami that'll eat your face

bw





Man arrested for biting lips off kitten





"Biters on, biters on the kitty.."


- shouts to the Fantasy Three

 

[RAJ]

This thread has me in tears

 

[staxwax]

HarveyCanal said:He was snorting bath salts.




Bath Salts as in MDPV - not actual Bath Salts.


That'd be the first time your girl really bit your face off after you ask her to get out of the bathroom.

 

[mumbosauce]

dj_cityboy said:what kind of mushrooms are these dudes eating, i must admit that its been a long time since i ate some mushrooms and shit (8/9yrs), but damn man last time me and the homie from Alberta drank some mushroom tea on my back deck, we went and got lost in the woods and had a helluva time, it was like being in Empire Strikes Back, swear to god i saw ewoks that day...i surely didnt kill my friend though...





i guess saying that these dudes were trippin is an understatment...










son, return of the jedi

 

[LaserWolf]

I just can't read that story and laugh.


Not condemning anyone, just saying how it effects me.





Also all reports of mental illness or drug use at this time are speculative.

 

[Risingson]

TheKindCromang said:What the fuck?!?





http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/05/29/rudy-eugene-identified-as-naked-cannibal-face-attack-miami_n_1552249.html?icid=hp_miami_art_related




seen a picture of the guys mutilated face, pretty unbelieveable. Might have been the kind thing to do if the cops had shot him to. Hard to see what kind of existence this poor man can ever have again.....

 

[TheKindCromang]

LaserWolf said:I just can't read that story and laugh.


Not condemning anyone, just saying how it effects me.





Also all reports of mental illness or drug use at this time are speculative.




The situation is horrible. I agree. It's the worst.

 

[white_tea]

There was an even grizzlier story a few weeks ago about men coming up missing in some small Chinese village and -- I don't claim to know all the details -- but there initially appeared to be a delay in suspicion falling upon an old convicted murderer known as "cannibal monster." Like the village did not initially suspect the guy, who was even supposedly selling the "mystery meat" in a neighboring village. I don't know about you guys, but if people start turning up missing, the first place I'm going to look is ole cannibal monster's house.





Link here.

 

[sakedelic]

I have a theory that the victim slathered his face with a bordelaise sauce. That shit is delicious.

 

[DOR]

staxwax said:


Canada, too





Possible human foot sent to Canadian Conservative Party HQ










I wish this was the least of this story. It's gone REALLY WTF.





They think it's a dude that has worked in porn and possibly dated one of Canada's most notorious women.





There is suppose to be a video online of him killing the guy and doing all kinds of fucked up things with the body.








Fucked up shit.





Can read some Canadians talking about this here. WARNING I suggest not clicking any links in there. I refused to watch. So I don't know what is exactly in them. But what's being described is horrible.





http://www.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/ucgmk/luca_rocco_magnotta_named_as_a_murder_and/

 

[day]

The pictures. Do not look at them.

 

[Rockadelic]

LaserWolf said:





Also all reports of mental illness or drug use at this time are speculative.




So sober and sane is still a possibility.....smh.

 

[JectWon]

Gonna be totally honest here....when I learned that the crazy white dude on the left WASN'T the face eating cannibal zombie perp...I was flabbergasted.





Dude has "I'll eat a mother fuckers face" written all over his face....

 

[Gary]

LaserWolf said:I just can't read that story and laugh.


Not condemning anyone, just saying how it effects me.





Also all reports of mental illness or drug use at this time are speculative.




Yeah, maybe I'm just getting sensitive in my old age but I just don't think its funny. And yeah, it doesn't bother me that other folks are joking, because thats just what we do. But news like this disturbs me in ways that it didn't used to.





Of course as soon as I post this I'll think of some hilarious pun, but will be unable to post it without looking like a hyprocrite.

 

[JectWon]

Gary said:LaserWolf said:I just can't read that story and laugh.


Not condemning anyone, just saying how it effects me.





Also all reports of mental illness or drug use at this time are speculative.




Yeah, maybe I'm just getting sensitive in my old age but I just don't think its funny. And yeah, it doesn't bother me that other folks are joking, because thats just what we do. But news like this disturbs me in ways that it didn't used to.





Of course as soon as I post this I'll think of some hilarious pun, but will be unable to post it without looking like a hyprocrite.




Nah, man...I think it's totally understandable to be disturbed at the fact that people make light of sick sad shit while also partaking in it ourselves...it's kind of a weird coping mechanism, IMO.





Pretty much everything I've giggled at in this thread has been followed up with a "Jesus wtf is wrong with us"....

 

[WaxECoyote]

I can't laugh about a man eating a man for 18 minutes on a causeway.


Wait - it was a black man eating a homeless man, so that's fair game.


Giggle at your clown shoes, fucksticks.