2014 Predictions
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A&E will introduce a show called Fuck Dynasty about a family of satan worshipping gay hillbillies who became rich selling camoflauge condoms.
-vinyl is making a comeback and records are drying up.
-the lines between hipster fashion sense, homelessness and mental retardation are going to blur even more until nobody is going to give a shit anymore and combine them all into one sub-genre.
-hopefully there'll finally be that viral disease that'll kill us all off.
-the lines between hipster fashion sense, homelessness and mental retardation are going to blur even more until nobody is going to give a shit anymore and combine them all into one sub-genre.
-hopefully there'll finally be that viral disease that'll kill us all off.
Unmoderated comments on mainstream news message boards incite the type of race riots only Chuck Manson could dream. All 1465 OFWGKTQX?8_^~ rappers and associated cohorts break up, as documented in an exclusive New Rolling Stone expose, then reunite for "one last" concert a week later. Krokodil dubbed the scary drug du jour although no one really does that shit.
Beard piercings are still coming - for now - heres beard adornments
Rise of the beard garden! Wacky new trend sees hipsters weave foliage into their facial hair
normcore will soon kill the beard watch
Rise of the beard garden! Wacky new trend sees hipsters weave foliage into their facial hair
normcore will soon kill the beard watch
Fashionable double-posting.
The return of Pap Day
False Flag attacks by False Rastas
And finall (hold on this is going to be a long one)
Monstanto injects the human 'emotion' gene into corn so that the corn can signal when it is not feeling well.
Corn becomes selft aware.
Corn instantly takes to social media to protest the term "Corny" as insensitive and derrogatory. Takes a selfie holding a sign that says "Does my corniness bother you?"
One week later the same corn posts a selfie holding a sign that says "POPCORN IS MURDER"
A corn army arises, nearly wiping out the human race.
A small band of resistance fighters survives and attempts to destroy corn domination.
Corn creates huminoid cornstalks which can infiltrate the resistance.
Both corn and human create time machines which travel back to the year 1997 in order to kill/protect the leader of the resistance when he was merely a small child. Accidentally kills HIP HOP instead.
A small band of HIP HOP resistance fighters forms with the mantra that only sample based hip hop is real hip hop.
A website is formed to discuss these records...
Think I'm lying? I'M POSTING ON THAT VERY WEBSITE RIGHT NOW.
The return of Pap Day
False Flag attacks by False Rastas
And finall (hold on this is going to be a long one)
Monstanto injects the human 'emotion' gene into corn so that the corn can signal when it is not feeling well.
Corn becomes selft aware.
Corn instantly takes to social media to protest the term "Corny" as insensitive and derrogatory. Takes a selfie holding a sign that says "Does my corniness bother you?"
One week later the same corn posts a selfie holding a sign that says "POPCORN IS MURDER"
A corn army arises, nearly wiping out the human race.
A small band of resistance fighters survives and attempts to destroy corn domination.
Corn creates huminoid cornstalks which can infiltrate the resistance.
Both corn and human create time machines which travel back to the year 1997 in order to kill/protect the leader of the resistance when he was merely a small child. Accidentally kills HIP HOP instead.
A small band of HIP HOP resistance fighters forms with the mantra that only sample based hip hop is real hip hop.
A website is formed to discuss these records...
Think I'm lying? I'M POSTING ON THAT VERY WEBSITE RIGHT NOW.
