31yo. Male and still a virgin..
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controller z gave some great,thoughtful advice.
but maybe you should just go for broke like theMack suggested.
but regardless, you definitely dont dereve a medal. and you need to stop feeling sorry for yourself. theres places in this world where kids see their parents hacked to death by machetes on a fairly regular basis. holland is not one of those places. consider yourself lucky and blessed. get over your skin and your gut and start working on being social. you dont really deserve no tail right now. work for it a little and it will come naturally. or just break the ice with a hooker.
be proud of who you are. its all you got. stand up straight, goddammit and get ready to live life. you owe soulstrut for all the good advice they gave you. pay us back by getting your ass in gear.
PUSHUPS MOTHERFUCKER!!! NOW!
but maybe you should just go for broke like theMack suggested.
but regardless, you definitely dont dereve a medal. and you need to stop feeling sorry for yourself. theres places in this world where kids see their parents hacked to death by machetes on a fairly regular basis. holland is not one of those places. consider yourself lucky and blessed. get over your skin and your gut and start working on being social. you dont really deserve no tail right now. work for it a little and it will come naturally. or just break the ice with a hooker.
be proud of who you are. its all you got. stand up straight, goddammit and get ready to live life. you owe soulstrut for all the good advice they gave you. pay us back by getting your ass in gear.
PUSHUPS MOTHERFUCKER!!! NOW!
I don't know. She looked 16 to me with pigtails. Was a long time ago on another machine before my 40Gb maxtor harddrive stopped booting!! all my rare mp3's gone :madashell:
Now THAT is no joke.
How did I miss this?! How did any of us miss this?!?!
I'm out now. This is just toooo creepy for me.
16 yr old? Man WTF are you doing watching that? This can't be true cause if it is you're about to be raided by the po-po for child porn.
Now THAT is no joke.
How did I miss this?! How did any of us miss this?!?!
I'm out now. This is just toooo creepy for me.
Um. It's not called the "Blue Light District". are you in the right city?
P.s. my condolences. Tang will come your way.
They call it the red-light district and they use blue lighting, or red. Or any other color. Mostly red and blue.
There is only one tried and true way to get laid, DRINKING!
Get yourself some REVERSE BEER GOGGLES. It is a well known fact that Alcohol can make people appear more attractive, just make sure SHE is the one doing the drinking.
Booze can also act as Liquid Courage, which can be a good thing if you need an added boost in confidence....I suggest Tequila. However it can also act as a Truth Serum, which can be a bad thing if you are the overzealous emotional type. Avoid Bourbon.
As long as you can find a good medium, Booze can be very helpful, on the other side of the coin it can also result in getting slapped and/or pregnant.... (amongst other things) Use with caution Condoms!
I'm actually surprised this hasn't been mentioned as it is usually the easiest way to obtain booty in most situations and is the most cost effective method.
I will note that I don't think dude is for real, but most of the suggestions in this thread are pretty good. Even the heartfelt ones.
Get yourself some REVERSE BEER GOGGLES. It is a well known fact that Alcohol can make people appear more attractive, just make sure SHE is the one doing the drinking.
Booze can also act as Liquid Courage, which can be a good thing if you need an added boost in confidence....I suggest Tequila. However it can also act as a Truth Serum, which can be a bad thing if you are the overzealous emotional type. Avoid Bourbon.
As long as you can find a good medium, Booze can be very helpful, on the other side of the coin it can also result in getting slapped and/or pregnant.... (amongst other things) Use with caution Condoms!
I'm actually surprised this hasn't been mentioned as it is usually the easiest way to obtain booty in most situations and is the most cost effective method.
I will note that I don't think dude is for real, but most of the suggestions in this thread are pretty good. Even the heartfelt ones.
I am for real.
I can't stand alcohol btw. Meaning I get goosebumps the moment I smell the liquid as if something is rotting but I get it. I used to try drinking Heineken. 2-3 glasses would put me in a nice trip for an hour. But I couldn't get over knowing about my physical appearance.
I can't stand alcohol btw. Meaning I get goosebumps the moment I smell the liquid as if something is rotting but I get it. I used to try drinking Heineken. 2-3 glasses would put me in a nice trip for an hour. But I couldn't get over knowing about my physical appearance.
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maybe crash some weddings----people always be hooking up at them.....well at least thats what happens in the movies!!haha!!
Na, A mate had been without for quite some time and he just got laid last weekend at one!! some laydees go crazy at them!!
Na, A mate had been without for quite some time and he just got laid last weekend at one!! some laydees go crazy at them!!
16 yr old? Man WTF are you doing watching that? This can't be true cause if it is you're about to be raided by the po-po for child porn.
Now THAT is no joke.
How did I miss this?! How did any of us miss this?!?!
I'm out now. This is just toooo creepy for me.
Herm, honestly, I felt similarly creepy when you said you had locked yourself away for the weekend in a cheap motel with a swamp cooler in order to read the final Harry Potter book. That made me feel much more dirty that O.Y.'s comment. I mean, he's been sexually arrested since he was like 9, so such things seem appealing to him because he has not evolved from his immature mind-set. Unfortunately, being @ SS will only exacerbate the problem of having an immature mindset. So Herm, what was your exuse?
Just a side question: Do girls often mistake male arrogance for confidence?
I wonder what self confidence is, and how it's supposed to portray in a male towards girls in that way it gets noticed and perceived as such. I can be myself sometimes, but I won't get past the "nice guy" look. So what am I doing wrong, should I throw in a "Whoop whoop!" and ice-grill like 50? Or look smart and untouchable like 007?
Other celebrity examples welcome.
Otherwise nevermind, I don't even know why I'm asking this :
I wonder what self confidence is, and how it's supposed to portray in a male towards girls in that way it gets noticed and perceived as such. I can be myself sometimes, but I won't get past the "nice guy" look. So what am I doing wrong, should I throw in a "Whoop whoop!" and ice-grill like 50? Or look smart and untouchable like 007?
Other celebrity examples welcome.
Otherwise nevermind, I don't even know why I'm asking this :
16 yr old? Man WTF are you doing watching that? This can't be true cause if it is you're about to be raided by the po-po for child porn.
Now THAT is no joke.
How did I miss this?! How did any of us miss this?!?!
I'm out now. This is just toooo creepy for me.
Herm, honestly, I felt similarly creepy when you said you had locked yourself away for the weekend in a cheap motel with a swamp cooler in order to read the final Harry Potter book. That made me feel much more dirty that O.Y.'s comment. I mean, he's been sexually arrested since he was like 9, so such things seem appealing to him because he has not evolved from his immature mind-set. Unfortunately, being @ SS will only exacerbate the problem of having an immature mindset. So Herm, what was your exuse?
HAHAHAHA!!!
I'm a kid at heart. For real. I know it's weird to most folks, but I think it's important to treat fun stuff in a fun way. Not just kid stuff either. For example, when Prince Paul's Prince Among Thieves came out, I didn't listen to it in the car. I locked myself in the room, turned off the lights and treated it like it was a movie, the way it was intended (the first listen, at least).
Don't get me wrong, though. Yes, I skip like a schoolgirl when I'm in Disneyland, but I'll also flirt with a complete stranger then make out with her on Pirates Of The Carribean and almost get kicked out for jumping seats midway thru the ride (younger me-related).
And for the record, my house has the swamp cooler. The Holiday Inn was a 4-star spot with a/c, a pool and no internet access, the latter being the reason for my seclusion. There was NO way I was gonna risk having the end of the final book ruined for me by spoil sports! I even turned my phone off 'cause I have jerk friends who would've LOVED to do just that.
Some people get their kicks from alcohol, weed, Turkish Psych, child porn, etc...I get mine from what most people consider "just for kids." (I also get mine from the girls, the ladies, I love 'em with a passion, but that's a whole 'nother thread PM!) A lot of folks think I'm weird, strange...shit, even gay! But frankly, I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING 747 F*CK. Umma do me.
