31yo. Male and still a virgin..

and a man working out is 3x as hot as a guy digging records (sorry, Strutters)
that's like, your opinion, woman.
yeah, i disagree with that too!! Def prefer a record nerd to a gym doode any day of the week!! But each to their own......i tend to like my men dorky!! Yeah, you know i'm talking to you!! Yes, you!!
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Owwwwwwwwwwww!!haha!!
 
Girls go scouting for men who are working out (gym, park, etc), and a man working out is 3x as hot as a guy digging records.
D'oh! Why didn't any one tell me this 30 years ago.
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"windows/blue lights and curtains" 'Guess my timing is bad.
Um. It's not called the "Blue Light District". are you in the right city?


P.s. my condolences. Tang will come your way.
 
I seen this weird porn-video btw with a man age 35+ who is going down on some 16yo. pretty girl while a good-looking older lady is instructing them both to do so...
I realize that is some experience no one can ever take away from that bastard ever. Jeezus i'm missing out. And these girls can make you feel so meaningless up inside. Is that girl power?
16 yr old? Man WTF are you doing watching that? This can't be true cause if it is you're about to be raided by the po-po for child porn.
Now THAT is no joke.
 
Folks have covered most of the bases right now as far as getting yourself into the right head space, situations, etc. The next question is, how do you meet ladies? Well, I'm going to drop a little hard-earned game on you. This took me years to figure out, and it is straight gold.

What is the ultimate line? The intro with the highest possible chance of initiating a conversation with the lady you'd like to talk to?

Here it is:


















Wait for it.....







































Wait for it.....










































"Hi." (smile) "I'm Justin." (extend hand for a handshake)

I am dead serious. The conversation usually jumps off from there.

A couple of important notes:

1) The smile must be genuine and friendly. No leering. No sexiness. You're shooting for the "I just walked outside on a beautiful summer day, and you know what? It's an even nicer day than I thought it was" smile.

2) If your name is not Justin, you should insert your name there instead.


Good luck, and godspeed.
 
I seen this weird porn-video btw with a man age 35+ who is going down on some 16yo. pretty girl while a good-looking older lady is instructing them both to do so...
I realize that is some experience no one can ever take away from that bastard ever. Jeezus i'm missing out. And these girls can make you feel so meaningless up inside. Is that girl power?
16 yr old? Man WTF are you doing watching that? This can't be true cause if it is you're about to be raided by the po-po for child porn.
Now THAT is no joke.
How did I miss this?! How did any of us miss this?!?!

I'm out now. This is just toooo creepy for me.
 
damn youre down bad bro. just F*ck a prostitute yahmean? cuz all your morals should have been tossed out the window
 
I seen this weird porn-video btw with a man age 35+ who is going down on some 16yo. pretty girl while a good-looking older lady is instructing them both to do so...
I realize that is some experience no one can ever take away from that bastard ever. Jeezus i'm missing out. And these girls can make you feel so meaningless up inside. Is that girl power?
16 yr old? Man WTF are you doing watching that? This can't be true cause if it is you're about to be raided by the po-po for child porn.
Now THAT is no joke.
How did I miss this?! How did any of us miss this?!?!

I'm out now. This is just toooo creepy for me.
I saw it and felt awkward responding to it. Part of me thinks this whole thing is a hoax , but the time spent replying by Strawberry Kefir (or whatever his name is) suggests otherwise.

either way , one of those
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Girls go scouting for men who are working out (gym, park, etc), and a man working out is 3x as hot as a guy digging records.
D'oh! Why didn't any one tell me this 30 years ago.
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This statement stems from the fact that I visited my university gym for the first time in like 2 years to meet a study group and realized that this is where all the hot guys were hiding out. They look different from the hipsters who raid the thrift stores for vinyl and grow mustaches to look cool. Granted, record dude is the one I chose to date, but then records took over his life, and now all I'm left with is Soul Strut. Get-a-blog-related.
 
2) If your name is not Justin, you should insert your name there instead.
as to DB Coop's suggestion, this part of the advice isn't quite essential. just be careful to remain consistent later in the conversation.
 
haha i dont have the personal experience so its hard for me, but real talk, boys gotta go out and mingle man, start drinkin, start talkin to girls, the worst thing that can happen is you'll get embarassed. and the good far outweighs the bad