Can anyone explain Nardwuar the Human Serviette?

[Jimster]

I like G*ry for this. He's asking the important questions others fear to confront.

I always ponder the Prince "Doves Cry" line, "Animals strike curious poses." - Does this mean the animals themselves are feeling curious, observing an ocean of violets in bloom, and their curiosity is reflected in their posture? Chin-stroking and such?

OR... are they like, doing all distorted poses like a cross between Twister and half-send Vogueing, which, let's face it, would indeed be curious to the external observer?

I hope it's both.

I would deffo ask Prince this if I'd seen him.

Shame I was too busy hoying a giraffe into the Marianna Trench.

"Get your head above that, fucker."

 

[dizzybull]

Ha. Our favorite Korean restaurant was attached to a sushi place where they had an aquarium full of fish you could order and eat. When the kids were young I would announce “who wants to go to little Sea World?” And we would go look at the aquarium. Pretty soon the just started asking in those loud kid voices “can we see little sea world now??” And then we would look at this fish. Eventually they got rid of the aquarium and little sea world was closed.

 

[Jimster]

I feel for the fish AND the staffer who has to catch the specific fish indicated by the customer.

"Are you SURE that was my fish? I dunno... no, they don't all look the same TO ME."

Better to remove the whole "Transparency" process and leave the mystery of where fish comes from to the kitchen.

I mean, taking the cow field out of the middle of every McDonalds was a stroke of genius.

 

[klezmer electro-thug beats]

I hate to break the flow of conversation here but I can only imagine the polar bear "as seriously as a murder" investigations must be so fucking dope. I want to write a movie about the polar bear murder squad in svalbard. A bear found dead, killed by a high powered rifle, but nobody is stepping up for it. The head is missing. Is it an exotic animal smuggler/poacher? Tourist? The town is small, someone knows something. And add in the Icelandic sailors smuggling hash into Longyearbyen... you've got a vice element too.
Why are those fuckers so into serial killers when they've got Fargo up to 11 in real life up there?

 

[dizzybull]

When you are at the North Pole your latitude is 90 degrees north. But your longitude is “all of them”. Or none. Any direction you face is south. You face south, and then turn around 180 degrees and still be facing south.
I think it was Steven Hawking who said that since time and space are two sides of the same coin that asking what was before the Big Bang is like asking what is north of the North Pole. The question itself doesn’t make sense. At the time it blew my mind, and still does.
It’s like a zen Koan. “What becomes of my fist when I open my hand?”

 

[Jimster]

klezmer electro-thug beats said:

I hate to break the flow of conversation here but I can only imagine the polar bear "as seriously as a murder" investigations must be so fucking dope. I want to write a movie about the polar bear murder squad in svalbard. A bear found dead, killed by a high powered rifle, but nobody is stepping up for it. The head is missing. Is it an exotic animal smuggler/poacher? Tourist? The town is small, someone knows something. And add in the Icelandic sailors smuggling hash into Longyearbyen... you've got a vice element too.
Why are those fuckers so into serial killers when they've got Fargo up to 11 in real life up there?



Would watch.
Revenge for this?
https://www.channel4.com/news/polar-bear-attack-hero-had-bears-teeth-in-skull.

Re: the above actual event - Call me old-fashioned, but it does seem an escapade too far. No way I or my kids would entertain doing that. I would not wish that kind of action on anyone, but... When people with money, accustomed to doing what the f*ck they usually want and rendered fearless by knowing simply throwing coin at the situation usually works, discover there does come a time when reality... uh.. bites?

 

[ketan]

Mike Dean is weirded out but handles it well