Facebook Pet Peeves

a couple of people already nailed it. I would like to add 2 more things





- people from high school or worse, jr high or elementary who add you as a friend and then never send you so much as a message


-people who post OLLLLDDD youtube videos that everyone has seen a million times... everyone has seen that rapist video !





and I agree with the person who said that most of these problems can be solved by only being "friends" with people you actually like
 
People who don't capitalize.


People who don't know the difference between "than" and "then".
 
- Mafia Wars and Farmville schitt.





- People putting 'xxxx' or 'LOL' after every comment.





- Chain jibba jabba like 'If you have received this message then you are truly blessed. God loves you, and there is a halo of beautiful mini ponies and unicorns dancing around your head everywhere you go. Plus your farts smell of roses and CK One. Send this to 10 people or you'll have 15 years of bad luck and loose an arm in a kayaking accident.'
 
Some others:





People under the age of 18 (my nephews are never off the thing)





People you haven't seen in 20 years... you write a long winded message and no reply
 
vintageinfants said:sub-thread:





who here has gotten laid because of or thanks to facebook?




My current girlfriend told me she developed a facebook crush on me before we hooked up. Thanks Facebook!
 
People who won't return your phone calls but will "like" your status
 
RAJ said:People who won't return your phone calls but will "like" your status

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They want to be your friend but won't talk to you in person nor thru messaging.
 
vintageinfants said:sub-thread:





who here has gotten laid because of or thanks to facebook?




That's why I spent the Christmas break visiting Los Angeles.





Thank you, FB!!!
 
People u never said 1 word to in HS that friended u and u add on some sympathy shit...that when 6 months later u tried to de-friend quitely and they re-friend u within 6hrs. (I feel bad and add back).





People at 30-something that post Wayne 6' lyrics with the N word in full...de-friend. Not on some uptight shit, but more grown shit.





PS. Admit I have hollered at my shit based on photo once without any link xcept friends comments, it paid in full.
 
I have a facebook friend from highschool who say "peeps" entirely too much.





also people with 10,000 "friends"
 
I arrived to FB pretty late in the game, and I've grown pretty weary of it, except that I have one buddy from elementary school who I haven't seen in 20 years, and his FB posts have some solid one-liners. I like the idea that we would still be friends if we lived in the same town.





90% of my posts are music vids, which often help me to keep track of some new songs that I like, but I try to limit my posts to just one per day because I don't want to be a FB spammer.





The worst is the people who post these vague, no-context messages like "It's been too long." Am I supposed to take the bait and ask for clarification? Because I'm sure not gonna.





I guess FB is just the new way for people to be lame and uninteresting. Now get off my lawn!
 
Oh, is that what you ate for lunch today? Fascinating. And you, wow... you've already caught another cold? How enlightening. And correct, sir, it IS fucking cold out. I agree.
 
Mr_Lee_PHD said:- Mafia Wars and Farmville schitt.





- People putting 'xxxx' or 'LOL' after every comment.





- Chain jibba jabba like 'If you have received this message then you are truly blessed. God loves you, and there is a halo of beautiful mini ponies and unicorns dancing around your head everywhere you go. Plus your farts smell of roses and CK One. Send this to 10 people or you'll have 15 years of bad luck and loose an arm in a kayaking accident.'




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button said:Oh, is that what you ate for lunch today? Fascinating. And you, wow... you've already caught another cold? How enlightening. And correct, sir, it IS fucking cold out. I agree.




Also, the previously mentioned days schedule. "Woke up, p90x'd (burned X calories doing Y exercise omg!), work, drinks with my baby!" I think livejournal is still around if you feel the need to tell the internet what you did today.
 
A lot that was already mentioned in this thread, plus:





http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/201001/scary-facebook-friends-profiles#slide=1





Esecially these two:


facebook-07.jpg



facebook-16.jpg
 
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