I am Hemol, and I beat all of you losers. Just needed to make sure you know.

swissbeatz said:where is that hilarious pic of the WP logo made with toilet paper ?




from soulonice?





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Hemol is the man I've known him for damn near a decade now... He used to come into Kinkos where I worked and rummage through the Lost and Found. Later he shut down the local rap battle circuit in Orlando and seemingly vanished until he poped up at a dj gig I had in Vegas. He came out of the woodwork with wax that he shared and danced to the funk. Dude was nice enough to hang and didn't judge when I'd clearly had to much tequila. Long live Hemol! Oh and Wax Poe has fallin off... Still buying every issue though.
 
YNOT said:He used to come into Kinkos where I worked and rummage through the Lost and Found.




YNOT said:the local rap battle circuit in Orlando




YNOT said:seemingly vanished until he pooped up
 
Wait a second. I remember this guy. He used to post under a different username and posted the best rap battle video ever. At one point he was complimenting the other guy saying like "you're really cool and everybody likes you" and the best line ever:





"you've got a magical head


Like balancing a rock on top of a thread"





I used to quote that all the time. At some point I think he was living in a van or something.





I'm right, right? What was his old username? That dude used to kill me!
 
Gary said:Wait a second. I remember this guy. He used to post under a different username and posted the best rap battle video ever. At one point he was complimenting the other guy saying like "you're really cool and everybody likes you" and the best line ever:





"you've got a magical head


Like balancing a rock on top of a thread"







YNOT said:he shut down the local rap battle circuit in Orlando




Surely I'm not the only one who is enjoying imagining the wylde goings-on that must compose the day-to-day grind of the cut-throat Orlando rap battle circuit.
 
DB_Cooper said:Gary said:Wait a second. I remember this guy. He used to post under a different username and posted the best rap battle video ever. At one point he was complimenting the other guy saying like "you're really cool and everybody likes you" and the best line ever:





"you've got a magical head


Like balancing a rock on top of a thread"







YNOT said:he shut down the local rap battle circuit in Orlando




Surely I'm not the only one who is enjoying imagining the wylde goings-on that must compose the day-to-day grind of the cut-throat Orlando rap battle circuit.




The Orlando Battle rap circuit is actually decent... Not really my thing but several of the local cats stepped it up with Grind time now and have battle rap careers. I remember the good ol days of Hemol on the strut, he was the 1st to champion Drake... One time I made the mistake of calling him Hemold irl, which he didn't take kindly to.
 
DB_Cooper said:Surely I'm not the only one who is enjoying imagining the wylde goings-on that must compose the day-to-day grind of the cut-throat Orlando rap battle circuit.




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ppadilha said:DB_Cooper said:Surely I'm not the only one who is enjoying imagining the wylde goings-on that must compose the day-to-day grind of the cut-throat Orlando rap battle circuit.




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this is like the "waiting for guffman" of soulstrut
 
ppadilha said:DB_Cooper said:Surely I'm not the only one who is enjoying imagining the wylde goings-on that must compose the day-to-day grind of the cut-throat Orlando rap battle circuit.




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Yeah right! Noth! Haha
 
reminds me of bob odenkirk's classic moves during the freestyle rap competition in "monks v. fat kids":





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what are dudes hoping to gain with their fabricated hiphop aliases? sheeeesh





making a living? getting attention from worthwhile women? making the world a better place?
 
That 'Dirty Grandpa' shit has me thinking that Hemol is the greatest troll ever on SS.
 
crabmongerfunk said:reminds me of bob odenkirk's classic moves during the freestyle rap competition in "monks v. fat kids":





[media]//www.youtube.com/embed/xtE1HnIU6q8[/media]




Gordon Crisp in the house!