Live instrument hip hop band UNappreciation post

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Everytime this picture surfaces, I laugh.

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ELEFISH JELLYFANT
Weird...there were 2 white dude funk bands that would perform togther all of the time in Austin when I first got here in '89 whose names were Retarded Elf and Bouffant Jellyfish.

 
"YO, yo yo" "Make some Noise" "throw your hands/diamonds/drink/whatever in the air" "everybody say hooooo..." "all the ladies in the house...." "all the fellas..."
And the ever-popular "Turn my headphones up!"
 
Next thing y'all will be saying Eddie K is a granola rapper.





Speak upon what you know.




Do his albums have titles like Elefish Jellyroll, Monkeybush Phatline and Blackeye Pumpkinfunk?
 
white dude in a Grateful Dead shirt with dreadlocks he got at a salon
on this note I would like to say that I firmly beleive that more black folks w/ dreads are of the salon variety than white hippes whose are most likely home made while waiting for Phish shows in some parking lot.
 
on this note I would like to say that I firmly beleive that more black folks w/ dreads are of the salon variety than white hippes whose are most likely home made while waiting for Phish shows in some parking lot.
Have you been to the Carribean? Africa? Or are u talkin' brothers and sisters in America? Specify.
 
Hey M***,





The demo I was referring to in the "Awkward Situation" post was from one of those type groups. It was asscrack booty!!!! I find these groups corny. They're trying too hard to be "something" (whatever the fuck that is), and it comes off contrived. Typical skateboard rap at its worst!!!





Peace,





Big Stacks from Kakalak




what is this "skateboard rap" you speak of?




It's another name for that genre I peg "suburban rap" that's corny-ass, contrived, lacking in flava, with stiff-ass rhymin', weirdo lyrical content, and overdone wannabee overtones (e.g., Aesop Rock, Buck 65, Mountain Bros, etc; insert group from the suburbs on indie rap labels here). It sounds awkward, like my Black ass trying to make a convincing alternative rock album. Usually, the beats suck ass, but every now and then, this can be the better part of the recording. But the MCs.......NEVER!!!!! Just a note for those who think I'm invoking race here, not all White guys rap wack like they do in suburban rap. At the moment, Eminem is lyrically the truth (though I don't like his beats). Hell, I can't stand most brothas rhymin' either cause the lyrics are so damn simple. Wack comes in all shades, but a lot of those homegrown hip-hop bands have the stench of suburban rap all over them!!!





Peace,





Big Stacks from Kakalak
 
white dude in a Grateful Dead shirt with dreadlocks he got at a salon
on this note I would like to say that I firmly beleive that more black folks w/ dreads are of the salon variety than white hippes whose are most likely home made while waiting for Phish shows in some parking lot.
The myth of "leave you hair alone and it will magically form perfect locks" is just that. Point being, there is nothing wrong with having your baby locks twisted up by a professional.
 
Eminem is lyrically the truth
No wonder lies are so fab nowadays.

Yo Archaic, you can't front on dude, he can flow. Do I own any of his recordings? NO!!!! I don't prefer his music (i.e., I am not a fan). But when it comes to MCin', those suburban rap clowns should take notes. In MCin', presentation is everything, and Em definitely has the gift.

Peace,

Big Stacks from Kakalak
 
Have you been to the Carribean? Africa? Or are u talkin' brothers and sisters in America? Specify.
America specificly. Where as I'm sure most Carribean or African dreads are of the natural home made variety.
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and this is only in comparison to hippies:
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not these folks:
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The myth of "leave you hair alone and it will magically form perfect locks" is just that. Point being, there is nothing wrong with having your baby locks twisted up by a professional.
I know dreads do not result from mearly not combing your hair, matted hair does. My problem w/ "salon dreads" is the uniformity of size, I think a mixed head tooks better.
 
Hey M***,

The demo I was referring to in the "Awkward Situation" post was from one of those type groups. It was asscrack booty!!!! I find these groups corny. They're trying too hard to be "something" (whatever the fuck that is), and it comes off contrived. Typical skateboard rap at its worst!!!

Peace,

Big Stacks from Kakalak
what is this "skateboard rap" you speak of?
It's another name for that genre I peg "suburban rap" that's corny-ass, contrived, lacking in flava, with stiff-ass rhymin', weirdo lyrical content, and overdone wannabee overtones (e.g., Aesop Rock, Buck 65, Mountain Bros, etc; insert group from the suburbs on indie rap labels here). It sounds awkward, like my Black ass trying to make a convincing alternative rock album. Usually, the beats suck ass, but every now and then, this can be the better part of the recording. But the MCs.......NEVER!!!!! Just a note for those who think I'm invoking race here, not all White guys rap wack like they do in suburban rap. At the moment, Eminem is lyrically the truth (though I don't like his beats). Hell, I can't stand most brothas rhymin' either cause the lyrics are so damn simple. Wack comes in all shades, but a lot of those homegrown hip-hop bands have the stench of suburban rap all over them!!!

Peace,

Big Stacks from Kakalak
So you hate all of commercial hip-hop and hate almost all of underground rap music. What do you like besides Ultramagnetic?
 
Hey M***,

The demo I was referring to in the "Awkward Situation" post was from one of those type groups. It was asscrack booty!!!! I find these groups corny. They're trying too hard to be "something" (whatever the fuck that is), and it comes off contrived. Typical skateboard rap at its worst!!!

Peace,

Big Stacks from Kakalak
what is this "skateboard rap" you speak of?
It's another name for that genre I peg "suburban rap" that's corny-ass, contrived, lacking in flava, with stiff-ass rhymin', weirdo lyrical content, and overdone wannabee overtones (e.g., Aesop Rock, Buck 65, Mountain Bros, etc; insert group from the suburbs on indie rap labels here). It sounds awkward, like my Black ass trying to make a convincing alternative rock album. Usually, the beats suck ass, but every now and then, this can be the better part of the recording. But the MCs.......NEVER!!!!! Just a note for those who think I'm invoking race here, not all White guys rap wack like they do in suburban rap. At the moment, Eminem is lyrically the truth (though I don't like his beats). Hell, I can't stand most brothas rhymin' either cause the lyrics are so damn simple. Wack comes in all shades, but a lot of those homegrown hip-hop bands have the stench of suburban rap all over them!!!

Peace,

Big Stacks from Kakalak
So you hate all of commercial hip-hop and hate almost all of underground rap music. What do you like besides Ultramagnetic?
If I recall correctly, my man once posted that the track "Capone Bone" had pushed his wig back.
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Hey M***,

The demo I was referring to in the "Awkward Situation" post was from one of those type groups. It was asscrack booty!!!! I find these groups corny. They're trying too hard to be "something" (whatever the fuck that is), and it comes off contrived. Typical skateboard rap at its worst!!!

Peace,

Big Stacks from Kakalak
what is this "skateboard rap" you speak of?
It's another name for that genre I peg "suburban rap" that's corny-ass, contrived, lacking in flava, with stiff-ass rhymin', weirdo lyrical content, and overdone wannabee overtones (e.g., Aesop Rock, Buck 65, Mountain Bros, etc; insert group from the suburbs on indie rap labels here). It sounds awkward, like my Black ass trying to make a convincing alternative rock album. Usually, the beats suck ass, but every now and then, this can be the better part of the recording. But the MCs.......NEVER!!!!! Just a note for those who think I'm invoking race here, not all White guys rap wack like they do in suburban rap. At the moment, Eminem is lyrically the truth (though I don't like his beats). Hell, I can't stand most brothas rhymin' either cause the lyrics are so damn simple. Wack comes in all shades, but a lot of those homegrown hip-hop bands have the stench of suburban rap all over them!!!

Peace,

Big Stacks from Kakalak
damn usually what you have to say is much more intelligent than this "skateboard rap" genre you speak on. maybe you mean emo rap?

i don't see where what you said has anything to do with a skateboard. maybe you think all skateboarders are white rappers?? not sure about that, what i can tell you is that some of the best skateboarders in the whole world happen to be black. i do agree with you that "corny-ass, contrived, lacking in flava, with stiff-ass rhymin', weirdo lyrical content, and overdone wannabee overtones" hiphop is wack as hell but to label it "skateboard rap" is ignorant on your part.
 
1). That title, Capone Bone, is highly ay-yo licious. Especially for a dude who was locked up.

2). Is that something off of "The War Report"? I never heard that album, I just got the "TONY" single and that "LA LA" shit.