Movie quotes you find yourself repeating

[The_Hook_Up]

"N O spells nuh unhh" Rivers Edge

"22...23...whatever it takes" Mr. Mom

"I feel a little discombobulated..."
"yes, I know the feeling" Mystery Train

 

[markus71]

"So it's written and so shall it be done" (From dusk till dawn)

 

[mattB]

Recently started working with a guy named "Zul".
So Ive had to break out "There is no Dana, only Zul" from time to time.
Pretty cool huh

 

[PrimeCutsLtd]

Not quite a movie quote, but "f*ckin' thing SUCKS!" from that Bill O'Reilly freak out video has been been working for me rather nicely.

that's a good one

 

[PrimeCutsLtd]

one of my favorites.... "sexual chocolate! those guys are good!" (coming to america)

 

[loudwizard]

Pretty much any 15 minute segment of The Big Lebowski.

This is the only movie I quote regularly,
and I think I've quoted every single line at one point or another.

"Calmer than you are", "mark it zero", "that's marvelous", and "I am the walrus" being the all-time leaders,
lately "You mean...coitus?" and "say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos" have been getting the most burn lately.

 

[Jimster]

"That's the deal, and it's not subject to negotiation. Understood?"

Jamie-Lee Curtis to Dan Ackroyd in "Trading Places", now me to #1 Son, every day.

It's funnier when he uses it on me. He's six.

 

[fejmelba]

"No Thank-you. I Like My Coffee Black Just Like My Men" -Flying High (Airplane)

sigaret? - I know.

 

[Birdman9]

Pretty much any 15 minute segment of The Big Lebowski.

ditto

also

"Well, the world needs ditch-diggers too." and "Looks good on you, though!"

 

[Birdman9]

Pretty much any 15 minute segment of The Big Lebowski.

This is the only movie I quote regularly,
and I think I've quoted every single line at one point or another.

"Calmer than you are", "mark it zero", "that's marvelous", and "I am the walrus" being the all-time leaders,
lately "You mean...coitus?" and "say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos" have been getting the most burn lately.
Lately I have been throwing around "phone's ringing, dude" a lot. I actually said to my wife last week while driving, "calmer than you are", went right over her head.

 

[Jonny_Paycheck]

"He's a good man. And thorough."

 

[rascmon]

 

[Birdman9]

"He's a good man. And thorough."

"Do you have to use so many cuss words?"

 

[DB_Cooper]

Yup. Lebowksi and Anchorman are endlessly quotable. I've been known to bust out "Shut the F*ck UP, DONNIE!" at random moments.

I also drop this from time to time:

"It just goes to show that just because someone is really really good-looking, doesn't mean they can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

 

[loudwizard]

"f*ckin' dipshit with a nine-toed woman."

"Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to uh...keep my mind limber."

"you know, Dude, I dabbled in pacificism once. Not in Nam, of course."

you can't beat that shit.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax..."

 

[verb606]

Yeah, these need to be joints you actually use in the world.

Great Movie Quotes is a whole other thread.


On the Fish Called Wanda tip someone mentioned above, I used to yell out "dis -a-POINT-TED!" a lot back in the day.

"You're out of your element, Donnie!" is another one I try to work in from Lebowski, sometimes with the person's name in place of Donnie's.

I tend to drop the classic "We're gonna need a bigger boat" when the situation requires something bigger or better. (no pasue)

This one's subtle and always just for myself, but I'll say "Not fast enough," which is Neo from the Matrix after he gets tagged while trying to dodge agent bullets. I'll say it after someone pays a compliment but I thought it could be better.

From Friday: "You got knocked the F*ck out, man!"
"Deeeeyyaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmm!"
and both my wife and I have been known to say "Don't go in the bathroom for 35, 45 minutes!" after, well, you know.

And one I would like to be able to use often in real life, "I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum." They Live

 

[Birdman9]

From Friday: "You got knocked the F*ck out, man!"
"Deeeeyyaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmm!"
and both my wife and I have been known to say "Don't go in the bathroom for 35, 45 minutes!" after, well, you know.

I don't know how it came up in conversation the other day, but somehow a friend of mine worked in "Janet Jackson? Looked more like Freddie Jackson!"

 

[minneap]

I waited a couple years after the movie came out to start quoting Borat again. And Ali G now that I think about it.

"Nooooot" - can only be used sparingly since it gets old real quick. Usually used in reference to something I didn't miss.

"She try to do a rape on me."

"Sexytime" - this pops up all the time. Can describe just about anything.

The hand motions that accompany "sexytime" are sometimes funnier than saying it.

And if there's enough people familiar with it, a rousing chorus of "Throw the Jew Down The Well" usually gets laughs.

 

[GenePontecorvo]

"Calmer'n you are" is great, and can be used often.

It's a call and response, though.

Someone needs to respond with "Waving the f*ckin' gun around??!!??"

I'd like to tet some of you all's Lebowski gangsta. F*ck w/ me.

 

[GenePontecorvo]

"Just cos we're bereaved doesn't make us f*ckin' saps!"

"Is there a Ralph's around here?"